Marrying Milk

When African American men marry white women for the following reasons: prestige among the African American community; a genuinely perceived rise in status by other African American men; and most importantly, to cover up "their blackness". As opposed to "Mud Sharks" (extraordinarily ugly Caucasian females, rejected by Caucasian men, that marry African American men for perceived attention).

Marrying Milk: Two friends, one Caucasian, one African American, broach the subject of female variety they particularly enjoy dating. The white man responds, "Italians, English, and Eastern Europeans". The white man wonders what type his friend likes (..."slanky, busty, thicc?" ). The black man reveals demurely, "I like Milk.. Just Milk." The black man can sense from his friend's silence, that he is completely unacquainted with his particular vernacular. For emphasis, the black man demonstrates by miming milk being poured over his arm. "I want to be covered in WHITE..." the black man continues, in euphoric bliss, "...Now you get me? I only like WHITE women!!". His friend pauses, then widens his lips into a knowing grin. The black friend continues, and inches closer, as if to strengthen their bond. "You know. My girl, the one coming today is a "Mud Shark". "And I like it -- she means a lot. No complaints...AND I get a lift in "my" community. Later, man...you come out and hang with us. Alright?" A droning buzz marks the end of the shift. The two friends rise from a comfortable recline, stretch their weary bodies, and proceed toward an enclosed space lit by sparks, to the hum of drills. The friends become swallowed by a sea of working men of all races and backgrounds, as they follow the dim fluorescent glow of the factory.

by Just getting along May 22, 2022

father's milk

A type of milk that is really spicy.
It is a lot healtier for a newborn infant to drink papa's milk for the first year

Porçay's milk is too spicy for me

Really I love father's milk

by tea&milk October 17, 2017

milk ball

Someone who is silly, adorable like a little ball of milk, crazy, or someone being a weirdo. The meaning depends on the context used.

Person 1: “OMG! He’s so cute! My little baby milk ball!”
Person 2: “Awww! You two make a great couple”
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Person 1: “Ew!!! He just said something so gross and inappropriate. I’m actually scared…”
Person 2: “WTF! What a milk ball!”

by Ril the critter January 24, 2025

Get Milked

Almond milk maker machine !

Lets make some milk from the Get Milked machine !

by scott dan January 24, 2023

Dip the cookie in the milk

It means make your convo wet so when u dip a cookie in milk it get all wet and soggy also most so make your convo like that

This is so dry dip the cookie in the milk

by Yanna333 May 20, 2018

Milk

Milk is something that most Fathers go to get from the store when a child is very young

Dad: Bye I'm going to go get the Milk

child: Bye Dad

*10 years later*

Dad: I'm back

child: YAY

Dad: nevermind I forgot something

by Anime_Aot_FREAK April 24, 2020

Milk Puppies

Derogatory term for a pair of Robinso-Approved breasts.

Hayley Atwell , now there's a pair of milk puppies.

by CrispyFuck June 30, 2017