shaking hands with the governor

Male masturbation

You: Dude, sorry I'm late.
Me: What were you doing, shaking hands with the governor?

by coyote duster April 14, 2014

sweet hand love

Masturbating !!!!! Making yourself orgasm using your hand... In some ways it's better then sex because you can give it to yourself just the way you like it

I made sweet hand love to myself while reading definitions of horny on urban dictionary(;

by Sexy blonde chick December 30, 2014

Second-Hand Sniffing

The act of getting high my smelling the body or breath of someone who has recently been smoking weed.

He's tripping balls since he was second-hand sniffing earlier.

by ML-lol October 8, 2011

Stink Dick Hands

After having intercourse, the smell of your hands after jerking off before showering.

Yo, I was fuckin this bitch last night, but I had to jerk it to get the leftover poison out. Yo Nigga, you got stink dick hands!

by Dfiaj December 14, 2018

sixth hand silver

noun, shit;something that has shit tendencies.

I can't eat White Catsle or I'll get the sixth hand silvers.

by Rico Suave December 9, 2003

Shake hands man

A popular character of the show, Banzai, previously shown on FOX. He utilized a unique method of communication where he would talk to a celebrity while continuing to shake his or her hand. His action revolved around a game where the viewer predicts the amount of time that the celebrity will hold on to him.

Shake hands man is a very funny person.

by Christian Cruz November 23, 2006

second hand girl

A girl who is always jumps on trends late. She thinks it's cool just as it's getting old and overused.

Person 1: Is she STILL wearing that hat? Everyone else has already moved on.

Person 2: Yeah, she seems to think it's a new trend, she won't stop harping on about it. She's such a second hand girl.

by Waitwhatisapseudonym February 19, 2017