Second-hand Twinkie

One man 'titty-fucks' a woman, ejaculates between her breasts then is followed up by a SECOND man who titty-fucks the woman using the first man's ejaculate as lubricant. Also may be refered to as 'The Goodwill Wrapper'

"Okay buddy! She said she wants a Second-hand Twinkie . Her beef curtains are lubed up and ready to go my man!"

by michael arapaho December 14, 2008

shaking hands with the governor

Male masturbation

You: Dude, sorry I'm late.
Me: What were you doing, shaking hands with the governor?

by coyote duster April 14, 2014

Two Handed Bandit

A girl who gives a hand job with each hand simultaneously, in the center of a couch or in the back seat of a car with a man on either side is the common place for this activity.

Two guys one girl in the backseat of a taxi the Two handed Bandit in the center to pay her fee.

by SPCtacular April 5, 2010

sixth hand silver

noun, shit;something that has shit tendencies.

I can't eat White Catsle or I'll get the sixth hand silvers.

by Rico Suave December 9, 2003

Stink Dick Hands

After having intercourse, the smell of your hands after jerking off before showering.

Yo, I was fuckin this bitch last night, but I had to jerk it to get the leftover poison out. Yo Nigga, you got stink dick hands!

by Dfiaj December 14, 2018

Left handed shake

A left handed shake that is often used by a con-artist to get out of a bet or deal. This con-artist tricks the opposing better into a left handed shake to avoid paying a debt.

Damn, Brandon used a left handed shake and weaseled out of buying me a burrito!

by #winning November 3, 2019

Are my hands butter?

1. Said when someone continues to drop things.
2. Response to a stupid question.

1. (After dropping a pass) "Are my hands butter?!"
2. "Hey man, is today Monday?" "Are my hands butter?!"

by BENWEST12345 September 3, 2011