facebook

(verb) using a book to hit the face of sb with great force

jim apologised for facebook-ing tony

by humansrweird June 3, 2020

Facebook grenade

A post on Facebook that is controversial and provokes a powerful response. You make the post, then wait for the proverbial explosion.

I have a controversial opinion on who is the greatest badminton player of all time, and wanted to start a discussion, so I dropped a Facebook grenade and waited for people to tell me why I was wrong.

by AcesWild212 January 7, 2021

Facebook Tardilicious

Describes something the Facebook Tard would do.

Suzie just posted the same thing five different times.

Man, she is Facebook Tardilicious!

by Pism February 10, 2010

Facebook Syphilis

A chronic cognitive impairment that is contracted chiefly by infection during unprotected use of Facebook. As the Facebook core demographic drifts older and to the right: the toxic memes and viral bullshit on your feed will fry your brain like a Sunday walk through Chernobyl.

Like regular Syphilis, those infected should expect to have their brains turn into swiss cheese.

There is no known cure.

My dad will not stop talking about how 5g can communicate with the COVID vaccine. I think he has Facebook Syphilis.

by TheFattestWeaboo July 26, 2022

Facebook Mafia

The tough guys behind keyboards

I posted something that someone didn't like and the Facebook Mafia came after me to blast my post.

by Brozilla 36 July 1, 2023

Facebook controlling misinformation

What you say to someone when they say something buffoonishly idiotic or something silly

Facebook controlling misinformation? Yes ! Facebook thinking or actually controlling any misinformation is like me saying Stalin is alive. Facebook does not and can't, nor should it, control any misinformation.

by Sexydimma February 3, 2022

Facebook

Facebook is that shit that all those youngeons use nowadays to post up a bunch of shit about how “Crooked” Hillary Clinton is awesome or about the next (insert town name here)’s Mom’s Meetup! Back in the good old days we read a book if we were bored. Actually back in the good old days we stared at the fucking wall and watched that paint dry. I just hate how much fun and entertainment there is now. Unfortunately, this generation is as fucked as a hooker in Vegas!

Darrell- “Holy Fuck, if Stacy doesn’t stop posting on Facebook about fucking farmers markets I’m gonna smack my head into a goddamn wall!”
Maxwell- “ME FUCKING TOO”

by EricSparks November 6, 2025