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Bear Hands

Used in sentences when mad af.

People will mock you if you use it in a way by making it a joke, (see below).

Or maybe you think about bear hands. Like actuall bear hands. I'm not here to define that though.
Kunt: I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY BEAR HANDS ASSY!

Assy: Woah buddy, you mean with your bear hands, or with actuall bear hands?

Kunt: FUCK OFF PRICK!
by I'm going to rape myself October 16, 2017
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Bear Trap Crystal

A bear trap crystal is a crystal that If you melt a bear trap and put it in a crystal shaped form with melted glass and a bit of bear fur and then cool it of wola its a bear trap crystal
-You dude i was on vecation and i found a bear trap crystal in a cave
by Mr unknown 12304 October 20, 2017
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interracial bears

When two overweight males of different races engage in sexual intercourse. They are both typically extremely hairy.
Did you watch that interracial bears video on pornhub?
by NotSimply March 21, 2017
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fetching the bear

When one gay man kneels behind a large hairy gay man(see Bear), and reaches up through the Bear's legs and pulls his penis and testicles back betwixt his legs. With the Bear's pee pee facing backward the kneeling man begins to stroke him to completion. Hence Fetching the Bear.
Guy one: I bet Lou loves fetching the bear.

Guy two: I'm not sure his man's pencil dick will bend that far without snapping.
Guy one: I've seen him!
by Dumpster Dick March 24, 2017
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Tubba bear

An amazing person who been through so much but still keeps a smile up through it all . Strong ; Courageous; and outstanding .
Thats my tubba bear , he's all mine .
by Lllon March 28, 2017
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sassy bear

A sassy bear is a wild crazy creature mainly located in the eastern part of the US. A sassy bear is a very hungry obese white creature that does not like to be told what to do. If you ever come across a sassy bear beware. They are unlike anything you have ever crossed. 🐻
Oh shit! I think that is a sassy bear !
by Lisielu April 7, 2017
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Bear trap

A bear trap is a specific kind of trap who targets straight macho men to turn them into the gay archetype of a bear.
Lydia's single now. Her man got caught snagged by a bear trap.
by zimugen April 27, 2017
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