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bean sprouts and tofu

Two of the very few foods in the world that are actually good for you.
While it is indeed true that bean sprouts and tofu are really yucky-tasting and never seem to fill you up, they are literally one of the few edibles on Earth that you can actually eat without guilt (or weight-gain!). There's a simple rule of thumb when choosing what foods to stuff yer face with --- if it TASTES GOOD, it's not GOOD FOR YOU... plain and simple. But you already knew that. Pass the burgers and fries, please!
by QuacksO September 5, 2019
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smol bean

A person or thing that is extremely cute or precious.
Eloise Camilleri is the only smol bean in existence.
by SnazzoBazzo September 11, 2019
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gone off the bean

High as hell , on one , euphoric , mixing and matching drugs alcohol, and designer drugs
Is that Quincy ?!?!?! He gone off the bean !!!

Rick is looking weird today !
He gone off da bean
by Dr. Hu September 18, 2019
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Beaned

When your crush or the person you've just asked out says that she has a boyfriend but I dont want to date him anymore.
"Yeah I got a boyfriend but ion wanna date him anymore, Damn dude you got beaned!!"
by Eatdatp445 September 25, 2019
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In the Bean

For an individual to be grounded or stuck in their home
Josh: Yo guys is anyone tryna hang after school
Kyle: Can’t, my mom found my weed and I’m in the bean
by GrannyTickler69 October 2, 2019
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Bean

John plays with his bean a lot
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Bean Sauce

when you ejaculate and shit in your girlfriends vagina causing her to throw up all over your dick therefor giving you aids
Me: Im hungry
Her: Want some bean sauce?
Me: Yes please!
by penisthundercuntnugget October 5, 2019
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