BRAIN

its not your horny weebo, instead, its something that's keeping us alive, yet we all hate

like remember when you were just chillin, and you suddenly remember something embarrassing from the tie you were born? that's what we hate about it

BRAIN IS WHAT WE ALL HATE

by someone else thats not u February 5, 2021

mountain brain

When you are so high in elevation the brain ceases to function at a normal rate. Thus leaving you with dull senses, impaired judgement and stupid grin.

The air is so thin up here that I feel like I have mountain brain.

by mygrubbyglory June 19, 2024

brain

something michael lucier doesn’t have, or when someone says something really stupid

person 1: did you know countries and continents aren’t the same?
person 2: brain??

by idfkwhattoputforthis June 16, 2019

Brain Smog

A much more severe form of brain fog, where you're brain is absolutely polluted due to various substances. You can't think right, your memory is fucked. It's Monday.

I can't remember if I called in sick yet I have the worst brain Smog. Kill me.

by Smogandthecity April 17, 2022

Brain Laugh

When you don’t have an audible laugh but instead just chuckle to yourself and acknowledge the joke in your head.

“Yeah sorry I thought it was funny, I just brain laughed”

by Its not seth August 7, 2021

Brain Raped

The headache immediately following a day of thinking through distractions. And arguing with invisible friends. Unsuccessfully...

I just left work and I think I was Brain Raped

by TotalFiction January 10, 2020

Tugging Brain

Masturbating. When your brain (shriveled balls) are tugged from the pulling of your penis.

You know when your roommate knocks on your door when you're tugging brain and asks, "can I come in?" and you yell as loud as you can from your gut "TUGGGGGGGGGIN BRAAAAAAAAIN!"

by Rawdogginitsince96 August 9, 2021