by thepranxter July 31, 2018
A crack turtle is someone whose mental capabilities have gone slow due to the excessive use of substances.
Jerry: "Oh man, I just needed two hours to take my morning dump and brush my teeth."
Tom: "You're such a fucking crack turtle, Jerry. You should consider throwing the pipe away."
Tom: "You're such a fucking crack turtle, Jerry. You should consider throwing the pipe away."
by thepranxter March 21, 2018
The phrase "the cat’s crack", meaning "the height of excellence", was first coined in jest during a family conversation about the low-riding waistline of one family members pants, Catherine(a.k.a- Cat) in Northern New Jersey on April 15, 2018. It can be used interchangeably with the phrase “the bee’s knees” that first became popular in the U.S. in the 1920s, along with "the cat's whiskers" (possibly from the use of these in radio crystal sets), "the cat's pajamas" (pajamas were still new enough to be daring), and similar phrases that didn't endure: "the eel's ankle", ...
That car is the cats crack.
by Don Waldoy June 24, 2020
by Fireguy47 August 30, 2018
by thankiest thanker March 22, 2022
Similar to a tit wank but instead the ass cheeks are used, with no petentration involved. Penis is vertical between the crack.
by Everydayimcrackwanking-shuffle May 01, 2011
David: Yo you see these desperate crack nuts over there directly putting it up his balls, they got big balls damn
by cracknut August 14, 2020