Flipping the Canadian bird

The Canadian version of flipping the bird à la branta canadensis, which involves hiding one’s raised middle finger beneath a mitten, so as to avoid outwardly offending a fellow Canadian (or in order to deceive americans). May or may not occur as they call out a cheery “sorry!!” with a jaunty lil half wave 👋🏼

Setting: -45*C, 🌨, miserable, somewhere in canadia

Wendy: *bumps into Tim*
Tim: “oh sorry!! ☺️👋🏼 🧤🦆” (🥊+🖕🏼)

Wendy: “it’s quite alright :) have a wonderful day!!”

Ryan: “shit dude did you just see Tim flipping the Canadian bird to Wendy!?”

Wayne: “No but I did see him throw up a quick glove goose to Justin when he was in Calgary last week”

by Timmy 🍁 January 25, 2020

shit eater bird

A bird that likes to eat from its own or other birds own shit.

Eww, look at that shit eater bird eating bird shit.

by MST3K I like December 27, 2020

Birding out

A state of mind: not acting right, acting strangely, thinking in an odd way
Synonyms: wack, acting like a crack head

"Shes birding out fr rn"
"Dude i'm birding out ngl"

by Lilygoose October 1, 2021

Low Bird Shooter

A person who is so low and reckless that they will, in a circle of dove hunters, fire their shotgun at a bird below the horizon thereby peppering others at a civilized dove shoot with pellets possibly "shooting their eye out." In the South, families with members who are so low, so base, so deserving of no trust that they will shoot at a "low bird", cannot be trusted in any situation.

Low Bird Shooter: You can't trust that person as his family has a history of shooting at a low bird.

by drbailey25 December 30, 2021

Peelie-birds

Are birds in a children's fairy tale.
They tell the story of the struggle in their land against the evil Zurtledurks.

The Peelie-birds gathered from all around
To welcome the traveller bold
They twittered, their tale to unfold

by Susie Percival April 21, 2008

#Bird Vag

Its said to describe a woman's vagina if its extremely small

she got a f*cking #Bird Vag

by ElieTheBelly June 16, 2018

Bird on a wire

When you hang your balls over your finger

"I just showed my boywife my bird on a wire"
"Wow cute balls hon, I love your bird on a wire"

by Ibitsu February 3, 2025