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Smoke on the Water Drunk

When someone gets very intoxicated and begins singing the song "Smoke on the Water" by the band Deep Purple.

This can happy in any event where a person who cannot hold their liquor is drinking.

The song is often times sung very loudly and in a manner that ruins fun for any one in the area.
Will: Smoooooooke on the Waaaaaaater!

Pat: He's Smoke on the Water Drunk
by PattyBadFingers March 1, 2010
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Seagrams Citrus Orange Seltzer Water

A drink only liked by a few people. It is a mixture of orange soda with water. At first taste, it tastes like orange soda but then disappears into the softness of water. This gives you a half and half taste and kind of teases you to want orange soda and water. It makes you feel light headed in a way from the rapid changes in taste. Why dont you just drink water? or Orange Soda?
Guy 1: Yo have some seltzer water

Guy 2: Alright let me try it *Seagrams citrus orange seltzer water*
Guy 3: Yo that stuff is literally disgusting!

Guy 1: Dude! Its literally delicious!

Guy 4: That stuff is nasty dude

Guy 2: Yo let me try it *takes a sip*. Yo it tastes like orange soda and then water its not that bad. *a few sips later*. Yo this is nasty. *pours away the seltzer water*

Guy 3: The Guy 1's in the world would be devastated seeing you do that

Guy 1: Yo but that seltzer water tho
by Seltzerwaterchugs December 17, 2013
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Puerto Rico Water Pouch

When a Hispanic man dips his scrotum into hot water, then wrings out the water from his pubic hair onto the chest/face of a (preferably consentual) sexual partner.
Joe gave Timmy a Puerto Rico Water Pouch during a rough session last week.
by Aerethan March 21, 2013
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EARTH FIRE WIND WATER HEART

5 words in that order create the ultimate environmental friendly human being...
EARTH FIRE WIND WATER HEART
Everyone: Go Planet.

By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet
by Captain Planet January 28, 2005
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Too much water under the bridge

A term used to describe when too much bad stuff has happened to ever make the situation right again.
We will never get back together after you cheated on me and stole from me. There's too much water under the bridge.
by TommyNoleBuc November 16, 2018
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Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water

Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water is a spring water sourced deep in the Appalachian Mountains of Georgia. Owner And Founder Phillip Hodge also known as Thuggizzle has so many people excited to drink water and recycle. There has never been a water brand to break through the beverage industry with so many people jumping behind the brand in It's early stage. Thuggizzle has proven why Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water will be available in all stores soon.
Did you know that you can buy Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water At 7-Eleven?
by God is everything May 14, 2022
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Apply Cold Water To Burned Area

When someone burns you, or you burn someone, some obnoxious person in the back would yell "APPLY COLD WATER TO BURNED AREA!" Because naturally, you or the other person just got burned... See roast or roasted . It's basically just a stupid little statement to say to someone who just got burned by another person.
Kate: Luna that song is so old why do you listen to it!?
Luna: You're mom is old, but you still listen to her.

Someone from the background who just so happened to have overheard: (To Kate) Apply cold water to burned area.
by AsianInfestation April 29, 2013
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