Reverse Angry Pirate

When she unexpectedly rolls you backward and Pegs you missionary style while returning the cum you just gave her, by Snowballing it to you.

Tina had stripped her way through Bible school, and gave arrogant John David a lesson by shoving him backwards for a missionary Pegging while she Snowballed his own cum into his mouth as she rode him - Tina reversed the roles in a Reverse Angry Pirate.

by cb757 March 3, 2024

reversed cleveland cowgirl

A Reversed Cleveland Cowgirl is a sexual combo of the cleveland steamer and the reversed cowgirl, where one person mounts another, and while facing towards the persons feet, positions their asshole at the top of the persons nose, poops, and then proceeds to grind on the face

Billy was wanting to spice things up in the bedroom so Venessa decided to mount Billys face and give him a Reversed Cleveland Cowgirl

by Shadynasty August 22, 2016

reverse schadenfreude

The feeling of envy and exasperation evoked by the perceived level of happiness of another person.

Ludwig: Have you seen ze guy over there? Look at hau happy he is!
Wilhelm (drenching of reverse schadenfreude): Yes, let'z bust his face open, haha.

by Ahmedinejad October 11, 2015

Reverse Nut Theorem

Harnessing the power of your semen, you erase all evidence from the absolute power-bombing you gave your significant other by cum-bending all of that chunky nut back into your scrotum.

"Bro I can't let my girl know about my cheating but I don't know how??
"No worries man, I just used the Reverse Nut Theorem. It's completely foolproof."

by Dongerlxrd December 4, 2023

Reverse Mongolian Drill Press

The female partner's shoulders are on the floor, her back is against the front of a couch and her undercarriage is up in the air. The male partner mounts from a standing position, alternating between the pink hole to the stink hole while spiraling in a counterclockwise direction.

Well doctor, La Fawnduh insisted that I give her a Reverse Mongolian Drill Press, and it was wonderful...But I think I sprained my penis.

by Miya P Burns April 15, 2023

Reverse Romeo

When your ex texts you asking to get back with you , so you kill yourself instead - the reverse Romeo .

“Hey Mike , did you hear about Jack?” “Yeah , I heard Emily tried to get back with him and he pulled a Reverse Romeo, what a chad”

by Complete Ambush August 26, 2023

miraculous medical reversal

An event which doctors have consensually denied possible because A) they have never seen it, B) they don't know how to make it happen, and C) it does not fit within the narrow guidelines of their practice, which are in place to keep patients where they are.

The patient had been diagnosed with Secondary Progressive Multiple Sclerosis, told that she would never walk again, classed as "non-ambulatory" for insurance purposes, issued a steel leg brace and a motorized scooter. Dutifully, she did not walk, or try to, for two decades. With the help of someone who believed that a miraculous medical reversal was possible, the day came when she walked into her neurologist's office on her own feet, without the scooter, without the leg brace. Her doctor responded with total refusal of acknowledgement. His practice, after all, was described as "maintenance", not cure, and what the hell was this.

by Monkey's Dad December 6, 2023