Pathological One-upper

One-upping to such a degree, involving, caused by, or of the nature of a mental disease, where an upper is incapable of ever stopping and must refute any up of a fellow upper, even if the up makes no logical sense at all.

Regular One-upper: Dude, i bought a Jaguar last week. It's sick.
Pathological One-upper: Nice. I got an Aston a few days ago...
Regular One-upper: My Dad's getting a Bugatti Veyron today!
Pathological One-upper: That's nothing. For that much money you won't even get an apartment in my building. I have six.

by Wannaapppp! September 11, 2012

one beers time

An interval of time used to describe how long you have been doing something, been somewhere, and so forth when you are drinking and do not have any other means of telling time.

Disclaimer: When you are speaking to a women in terms of one beers time you need to multiply your number by approximately 5.

Me: How long have we been at the beach?
My friend: I don't know, about "one beers time".
AKA: We've been here for a little over an ten minutes.

Me: How long have we been at the beach?
My friend: I don't know, about five beers time.
AKA: We've been here for about an hour.

by Strikeout October 23, 2012

Laying one on the beach

A unique poo style. Half of the poo in the water and the other half on the bowl getting a tan.

"What's that smell?"

"Oh. I was busy laying one on the beach"

"I won't even ask"

by Azzacadabra August 18, 2012

One View Crew

A social networking and real life group of mentally influenced young adults formed together to share their opinions and views on/about life, usually formed by people of the same views.

Look at that one view crew! Those young adults are meant to experience life together!

by PJ Khaled January 8, 2012

Dirty One Eye

A big hairy ass hole...sometimes dirty and very dark

A Dirty one eye is an Ass hole , Butt hole

by Ham Sandwich with mustard July 23, 2011

Coil one down

To have a shit, especially if caught short and no conventional toilet is available necesitating that the said shit is delivered from a low height, such as in the woods.

Extendible however to any situation where a person has removed themself in order to defecate.

Where has your wife gone?

Oh, she has just gone to coil one down, she will back shortly.

by JLMW September 4, 2011

One Jack at a Time

To do a good deed. To save one from depression.

Saving the world, one Jack at a time.

by Twenty Three Yorks in my Fetus September 24, 2011