when someone has nothing to say to a sentence, they say the phrase "ur mum" or a "ur mum" joke since they cant think of anything else with their nincompoop brain.
"Ugh i wish you would listen to me, even my mom listens better" "probably because ur mums so fat and her ears are so big even when shes tired of your bullshit she still has to"
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Jake: hey guess what happened earlier!
Josh:uR nAn
Ruby:oh stfu u abused dumb piece of shit
Mrs Smith:dEtEnTiOn FoR aLl Of yOu!!!
*ruby gets home*
Ruby’s Mum: WHAT DID YOU GET A DETENTION FOR??!!!
Ruby: I told somebody to stfu you dumb piece of shit coz they said “uR nAn” like omg!!
Ruby’s Mum: oh okay then, I don’t blame u tbh I hate it when boys or even girls ur age say that!! It’s so disrespectful!!
Ruby: ya bye I’m going to my room.
Ruby’s Mum: bye sweetie
Ruby: suck ur nan
Ruby’s Mum: live you swe- WHAT TF DID U JUST SAY
*ruby gets beat*
*ruby goes to school the next day with bruises*
Jake+Josh: Oi!
Jake: what happened to u, moody ass?
Josh: yeah why have u got bruises?!
Ruby: leave me alone u price of shit!
Mrs Smith:DETENTION FOR YOU RUBY!!
*ruby goes home from school after detention*
Ruby’s Mum: ARE YOU SERIOUS RUBY??!!
Ruby: yes mum, just hit me! get it over with!!
*ruby gets beaten again*
~by daisy :))
Jake: hey guess what happened earlier!
Josh:uR nAn
Ruby:oh stfu u abused dumb piece of shit
Mrs Smith:dEtEnTiOn FoR aLl Of yOu!!!
*ruby gets home*
Ruby’s Mum: WHAT DID YOU GET A DETENTION FOR??!!!
Ruby: I told somebody to stfu you dumb piece of shit coz they said “uR nAn” like omg!!
Ruby’s Mum: oh okay then, I don’t blame u tbh I hate it when boys or even girls ur age say that!! It’s so disrespectful!!
Ruby: ya bye I’m going to my room.
Ruby’s Mum: bye sweetie
Ruby: suck ur nan
Ruby’s Mum: live you swe- WHAT TF DID U JUST SAY
*ruby gets beat*
*ruby goes to school the next day with bruises*
Jake+Josh: Oi!
Jake: what happened to u, moody ass?
Josh: yeah why have u got bruises?!
Ruby: leave me alone u price of shit!
Mrs Smith:DETENTION FOR YOU RUBY!!
*ruby goes home from school after detention*
Ruby’s Mum: ARE YOU SERIOUS RUBY??!!
Ruby: yes mum, just hit me! get it over with!!
*ruby gets beaten again*
~by daisy :))
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Jeff: No u
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Jeff: *jeff and his whole family instantly die and go to the deepest layer of hell*
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person B: Ur mothers tired
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person A: Hey Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Wales, im so tired what bout u?
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