Neckjimming

When jim comes behinds you and jims you super hard in the neck, and it hurts.

Did you hear about that crazy guy on the news? He was neckjimming people to death.

by Spookyweiner July 26, 2022

Necklry

Any and all objects worn around a persons neck.

“I keep all of my Necklry together in this box.”
“I have Necklry for all types of occasions.”
“I’m sort of an enthusiast of Necklry”

by Straight Up Peachy October 14, 2022

Necklry

Any and all objects worn on a person’s neck.

I keep all my Necklry in that box
All types of Necklry look good on you

by Straight Up Peachy October 16, 2022

Necklump

A violent or drug-addled criminal from Philadelphia. Named after the growth on Pensilvania senator “John Fetterman’s” neck.

My friend was murdered by a pack of necklumps over his bicycle.

by aleksandrsolzhenitsyn November 10, 2022

necklace of hope

Used to refer to a noose without sounding suicidal

1: "I'm gonna go wear my necklace of hope later"
2: "that sounds good, see you tomorrow"

by Panem3475 November 20, 2022

neckonomics

What da Queen of Hearts should have considered before ordering so many beheadings.

Da King of Hearts --- while he, too, had a penchant for guillotine-related actions --- seemed to possess an at-least-somewhat greater sense of neckonomics than his hot-tempered wife had, realizing dat da finances of his kingdom would suffer greatly if most of his subjects were in two pieces instead of just one.

by QuacksO February 21, 2023

Neckbeard screenshot

The act of blowing your load all over your phone’s screen after getting off to Japanese tentacle hentai.

Zito had a neckbeard screenshot last night after a long day of being horrible at his job.

by Yacomistemipito May 12, 2023