Beaconsfield High School

Where the students are significant overachievers that feel like they have to be the best and stress themselves out for no reason. Unfortunately, the canteen is overpriced (sorry roger) but that’s alright for the posh rich students here.

Beaconsfield High School? Oh, you mean Becky High

by Becky is High May 3, 2022

high school dance

if youve ever wanted to act like a jackass in front of your peers AND be at school in the evening when you dont have to... the high school dance is for you. Usually taking place in the musky ass gym or the broken glass covered parking lot, the high school dance contains such wonders as: mumble rap and repetitive pop music blared ad nauseum, shitty catered food from the downwind mexican restaurant with 2 stars on yelp, a bunch of horned up pizza faced jocks getting grinded on by slutty herpes-ridden cheerleaders, socially inept dorks huddled in a corner probably gaying out, a DJ who's had too much to drink, the wafting scent of bath and body works perfume and axe body spray, and general chaos formed by a mass of fucked up highschoolers. If you like one or all of these things, get some help... or attend the next high school dance!

Moe: I went to the homecoming high school dance last fall, it sucked fuck. Some asshole bumped into me, and i spilled the rank ass taco i had to spend 6 dollars to get.
Glen: Did you atleast get to score with one of the cheerleader sluts?
Moe: Fuck no, they all have herpes!

by Punchy_207 May 8, 2022

Eppler Junior High

A junior high located in the middle of nowhere michigan where it’s 80 percent chaldeans with perms and a fake chain, and all the girls have a nicotine addiction

Bro, I would be quiet, you have a girlfriend from Eppler Junior High.

by The one and only WB April 17, 2022

Ridge High School

Ridge High School is a school in New Jersey that is misunderstood but transparent at the same time. The school is filled with lots of white preppy kids, who of many are bratty and can be assholes. They can be judgy outside of their group. The groups of basking ridge are, 1. the white preppy kids, who party, but end up hating it. 2. The Indian and Asian groups who are smart and judge the white kids just as much who don’t have 4.0 GPA’s . And the “geeks” who are misunderstood. There is a huge diversity in basking ridge but little African Americans. The diversity is in the Asian and Indian culture. We have a great education system, one of the best public schools in NJ. sports aren’t the greatest but we have outstanding Hockey and Lacrosse. Unbelievable arts in specifically theatre that is amazing funded and put on great shows every year. You see the reason people have mental health issues here are because of 1. Academic Standards, and 2. Social standards. If you have below a 3.5 GPA don’t try to talk about school. Everyone wants to party but once you get there you see how much of a shitshow it is. Basking Ridge is a rich town but many people have things going on behind the scenes, lots of family issues and some people in basking ridge look rich but are struggling to make mortgage every month because of how expensive it is to live there. Ridge is a school where if you find your people it’s a great fit, but if you have a cringe reputation or a bad reputation it won’t ever go away.

“We are playing Ridge High School again?”
“Yeah time to go face the preppy snobby white kids with no athletic ability”

by Anonymous1936730 March 3, 2022

Grovetown High School

The most ghetto suburban school in the world. All the girls are hoes who thirst after lightskin fuck boys and 97% of the boys are fake gangsters who's mommy's drive Cadillacs & live in a big ass house. There's a fight every day & they have the most covid cases in columbia county. There football team stays getting blown out but they swear they're good

Football player #1: Yo we got Grovetown High School on the schedule for next Friday

Football player #2: Thank god

by .. December 19, 2020

Williamston High School

Somehow the best high school in the mid-michigan area. Despite being located in a small town full of conservative white people, it is known for having a large amount of LGBT students. The superintendent is paid way too much, and the school district as a whole is very understaffed. Williamston High School has made local news due to widespread vaping among the students, and widespread transphobia among the parents. The school is in a lot of debt and gets hand me down technology and furniture from neighboring school districts. The roof repair costs are endless and are probably driving the average tax payer to drink. Academic participation among the boys is low because they're all redditors. The students of Williamston often make fun of Okemos High School and Perry, which are just poorer versions of Williamston High School.

"Man, I heard that kid goes to Williamston High School! What a loser!"

"Isn't that where all the weed and vapes are?

by Average Idiot February 8, 2021

DeSoto High School

(The Roblox One Not The Texas One) Flop, Ran by Pedophiles who Doxx, Trash School, Ghetto Students who fight whenever they want and glitch out of classes whenever they want, Owned by a toxic owner.

(The Roblox One Not The Texas One) DeSoto High School is a shit school to attend, and the students smell like horse shit, the staff look like pedos, the trolls look like caillou except a addition of a helmet on their head.

by Random Guy On Google Chrome May 21, 2021