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a venomous creature that is akin to a camel spider that has actual hands. the hands resemble rat like claws that have the dexterity of a level 10 paladin in 1980's dungeons and dragons. this creature routinely sides with the devil in battles of good versus bad. tend to not know what they have until it is gone.
an eppler is usually someone of who thinks they have extreme power and riches (but are incontinant) who treats people as if they are nothing. hence, they are the "black mamba" of them all. They act good and kind like a paladin, but really are the "rat clawed" devil's doer.
eppler by twigenstien December 12, 2010
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Eppler Junior High 

A junior high located in the middle of nowhere michigan where it’s 80 percent chaldeans with perms and a fake chain, and all the girls have a nicotine addiction
Bro, I would be quiet, you have a girlfriend from Eppler Junior High.
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eppler junior high 

a junior high that is full of white kids that are as broke as the school that all smoke weed, juul etc.. has some chaldeans and albanians only good part about the school
did you see eppler junior high it’s hell

explerment 

Larry 1: I just want a cyber truck 😔.
Larry 2:Just get it for yourself, problem solved.
Larry 1: It wasn't really a problem, rather an explerment of want.
Larry 2: Shut up Bitch
explerment by Turtle of the Fan November 30, 2022

Luke Epperson 

A sickly boy, maybe insane, loves pugs, pug bias
Luke Epperson by Pug Bias November 3, 2019

Slang That Eppley 

To "Slang that Eppley" is to go hard or put in work. It's similar to going ham. "Slangin' that Eppley" is something you do. It's a lifestyle.
1. When someone dunks on someone they are "Slangin' that Eppley."

2. When something good happens one friend says, "What you slang?" Other friend, "THAT EPPLEY!"

3. When my teacher asked me how I did so good on the exam I said, "I Slang That Eppley!"

eppersonitis 

a very vile disease that causes the host to become very anal and trecherous to those around them. also known to cause retardation. such cases have been documented where a host has screwed over subordnants in the workplace to further their own career.
Damn....I think Tom has got Eppersonitis.
eppersonitis by HAMMERMEETFACE October 17, 2008