Person 1 "I think I want to shorten my hair"
Person 2 "Oh I can help you I'm hairing somebody right now"
Person 2 "Oh I can help you I'm hairing somebody right now"
by _Izzysaurus February 24, 2022

by SanjaysAdmirer June 20, 2019

by notjamesorbobbyornigga January 31, 2021

The hair you realized you had while you where masturbating ,shitting ,or while reading this definition.
Joe: i realized something the other day.
Tim: yeah, what was it?
Joe: that I have asshole hair.
Tim: your just realizing that!?
Tim: yeah, what was it?
Joe: that I have asshole hair.
Tim: your just realizing that!?
by MonkeyShitter June 13, 2018

You ever wake up from camping hungover from beer, so you take a hair of the monkey and you're in the clear
by Ceresann November 26, 2023

A person usually a boy in middle school with a hair that flops to the side and it’s a shmoo hair cut.
by McKenna Dowling October 27, 2018

by AlanLovesButt June 27, 2018
