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facebook bandit

someone who comments on everything a person posts on facebook
i just posted about my sick mother and the facebook bandit strikes again...."Love you mom, ur the best" facebook bandit,"that shit was raw man, love your mom!"
by angelblue December 14, 2013
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Facebook fuktwat

A poser jackass who posts stuff on facebook just for likes or any form of attention eg " its a beautiful day, hope everyone's enjoying the weather". Will also post anything pretending to lead a glamorous, fun filled, extensively traveled life with a prestigious job. In reality, he's just a blue collar, hourly paid, loser who spends all his time on facebook lurking and stalking. He lives in bumfuck America, but uses foreign phrases and spelling hoping people will think that he spends so much time abroad he's forgotten the American ways. He joins pages of professional organizations and the like, when in reality he holds no real degree or professional license of any sort. Will have hundreds of friends usually of the opposite sex but has never spoken or communicated with them. Will use other people's friends lists to shop for friends of the opposite sex. His friends list looks like it's a mail order bride catalog or listings from Back Page because those are usually the only type of people who accept his friend requests. Spends hours tagging other's pix but has none of his own (because it would reveal his true lame ass life). Posts updates about going to the gym, but is a lard ass who looks like he's never set foot in one. On the whole, he's someone you immediately regret friending. A true douche bag fraud.
Did you see the latest post by the Facebook fuktwat? Evidently he thinks " American gyms are shite. Full stop!". What a stalker douchebag!
by Fuktwathater April 11, 2015
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My Facebook photo

That's clearly my Facebook if Aba amd Preach don't lose their channel even giving me what I want won't save the kid. A new condition had been added. I don't care what happens to the rest of them as long ast their complicity as acknowledged.
Hym "You want to reference my Facebook photo? Ok. New condition has been added. They can fo it willingly or you can kick them out and they can take their trash ass to kick. I don't care what happens to the rest of them."
by Hym Iam July 4, 2024
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Facebook

A shity fucking social media website don't use it if you value your sanity
Darel felt happier after deleting his facebook account
by None of your damn business August 12, 2023
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Facebook foundation

Where in one lays the foundation for a relationship by commenting on or liking various things that another person posts in order to get their attention and hopefully get to know them better.
Jamie: Lovin' this weather!
Bill(Facebook foundation layer): Yea me too it's pretty great right? I really like going to the beach on days like this.
by Bossmoonpie July 31, 2012
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Facebook DJ

A person who constantly posts music videos on facebook for the sole reason of having the feeling of being a real life DJ. They get a sense of pride from all of the "Likes" and comments they receive, which further fuels their delusion of being a DJ.
Dude, look at all these great songs I posted on my page!

Give it a rest, Facebook DJ
by S. Sinani March 30, 2011
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facebook camp

to stay on facebook for large amounts of time, usually waiting for someone certain to get online. usually someone that you want to go out with.
aw man, i facebook camped all day and she didnt get online ONCE. COME ON!!!
by xSt0nedxwaLrusx September 19, 2010
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