Facebook break

Browsing Facebook frequently to break up the monotony of your work day.
Co-worker: You want to grab some coffee?

You: Sure, but give me 5 minutes. I'm on a Facebook break.
by ohmytodd December 28, 2010
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What you say to someone when they say something buffoonishly idiotic or something silly
Facebook controlling misinformation? Yes ! Facebook thinking or actually controlling any misinformation is like me saying Stalin is alive. Facebook does not and can't, nor should it, control any misinformation.
by Sexydimma February 03, 2022
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FaceBook Fan Photo

A picture of a person or group of people showing support for a Facebook music artist/group. To be concidered an OFFICIAL FACEBOOK FAN PHOTO, it must be voluntary by the person or group in the picture. This term was first coined by GOODLOW when a fan made them one.

Mad because you didnt coin this first? Dont be a "FACEBOOK HATER"
Everybody and they momma is making a Facebook fan photo!
by GOODLOW January 17, 2011
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facebook lynch mob

People, regardless of race , gender or economic situation, who post comments to a social media site or new story for the sole purpose of judging someone.
Forget the torches and pitch forks, the Facebook lynch mob has their keyboard and Facebook account.
by cynicald April 15, 2016
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Facebook Apocalypse

The act of deleting half, or nearly half of your Facebook friends randomly and feel God
John got tired of all the shitty content in his feed so he performed a Facebook Apocalypse last night
by sociallittleman May 14, 2018
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Facebook Humping

When you write messages, comment, and otherwise stalk a Facebook friend you have a major erection for, but you are not a close friend outside of Facebook.
Nancy wants to be friends with Connie in real life, but Connie doesn't want to. So, Nancy stalks Connie on Facebook, and otherwise attempts other methods of Facebook Humping.
by AnotherDudeOverThere September 12, 2011
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Facebook Guilt

Defensive reaction to finding out someone is not on Facebook. Usually indicated by the word "just". As in, "I just use it to stay in touch with friends/family".
If I happen to mention that I'm not on Facebook, nine times out of ten someone's Facebook Guilt kicks in, even though I have made no judgement whatsoever.
by HappyHorse December 23, 2016
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