-Hey dad, what do you post on Facebook?
-Oh, I just post fishing stuff I edited using capcut.
-Dad wtf
-Oh, I just post fishing stuff I edited using capcut.
-Dad wtf
by zahraaatli September 23, 2022
Get the Facebook mug.WHEN SOMEONE IN YOUR PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT IS ON FACEBOOK ALL DAY. YOU KNOW THIS BECAUSE WHEN YOU APPROACH THEIR DESK YOU SEE FACEBOOK REFLECTING IN THEIR GLASSES.
by RICKOLO October 17, 2011
Get the REFLECTIVE FACEBOOKER mug.When someone posts an inspirational status on Facebook that is very open ended and mysterious in hopes of getting people to comment on their post. Facebook inspiration fishing is most often used to get people ask them what they are up too. Commonly used when they really want to tell their friends about this cool new Herbal Tea, Knife set, and/or mixtape and unsure how to do it.
Facebook status: "On the hunt about to make everyone take notice and change the world."
Comment: What you doing cuz? Do I want in?
Response by poster: Yea bro, I'll inbox you?
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Facebook poster in the inbox: Yo man I'm about to drop my new mixtape tonight, do you mind sharing the link?
commenter: Man...you just Facebook inspiration fishing
Comment: What you doing cuz? Do I want in?
Response by poster: Yea bro, I'll inbox you?
Inbox
Facebook poster in the inbox: Yo man I'm about to drop my new mixtape tonight, do you mind sharing the link?
commenter: Man...you just Facebook inspiration fishing
by crz55609 March 28, 2017
Get the Facebook inspiration fishing mug.i just posted about my sick mother and the facebook bandit strikes again...."Love you mom, ur the best" facebook bandit,"that shit was raw man, love your mom!"
by angelblue December 14, 2013
Get the facebook bandit mug.Someone who only posts every little detail about their lives and only reads responses to their own postings.
I thought Jane would see the post about meeting up for lunch.
Na, she's so facebook-centric if you don't post to her directly she'll never bother to see it.
Na, she's so facebook-centric if you don't post to her directly she'll never bother to see it.
by Sewbrmom August 1, 2010
Get the facebook-centric mug.A poser jackass who posts stuff on facebook just for likes or any form of attention eg " its a beautiful day, hope everyone's enjoying the weather". Will also post anything pretending to lead a glamorous, fun filled, extensively traveled life with a prestigious job. In reality, he's just a blue collar, hourly paid, loser who spends all his time on facebook lurking and stalking. He lives in bumfuck America, but uses foreign phrases and spelling hoping people will think that he spends so much time abroad he's forgotten the American ways. He joins pages of professional organizations and the like, when in reality he holds no real degree or professional license of any sort. Will have hundreds of friends usually of the opposite sex but has never spoken or communicated with them. Will use other people's friends lists to shop for friends of the opposite sex. His friends list looks like it's a mail order bride catalog or listings from Back Page because those are usually the only type of people who accept his friend requests. Spends hours tagging other's pix but has none of his own (because it would reveal his true lame ass life). Posts updates about going to the gym, but is a lard ass who looks like he's never set foot in one. On the whole, he's someone you immediately regret friending. A true douche bag fraud.
Did you see the latest post by the Facebook fuktwat? Evidently he thinks " American gyms are shite. Full stop!". What a stalker douchebag!
by Fuktwathater April 11, 2015
Get the Facebook fuktwat mug.Man, I hate when Trump supporters use the Facebook laughing emoji. They think everything is funny. Fuck those people. Fuck Trump. Fuck fascism.
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