damien's dick

damien's dick is hot owo

Yo, you seen damien's dick?

by Ryo_69 June 12, 2020

futon dick

Futon dick

A guy who provides exceptional dick from his futon but doesn't have his shit together has futon dick.

by Siouxsie Supertramp June 14, 2023

dick heffa

Someone who's not attractive, possibly even overweight, but thinks overly highly of themselves, never forgets a thing they've done for someone to hold it over their head for the rest of their lives, thinks they're way better than everyone, but really they're sad and lonely on the inside because nobody likes them because of their self righteous attitude and they're a dick to literally almost everyone

Bill treats people like crap and is a dick to everyone because he thinks he is better than everyone else, even though he is very unattractive.

Don't be a dick heffa like Bill.

Nobody likes a dick heffa.

by WhotheFknows_23 June 18, 2021

dick getta

a girl who receives dicks; a DG.

hey samson, did you meet my new dick getta, tracy?

by omgdoom December 19, 2008

Dick Emberged

Screwed. In trouble. Dicked.

I forgot to study for my final and now I’m Dick Emberged.

by Dan Ware April 22, 2018

Dick Sucker

Another name for a kiss ass

Frank got promoted because he's a tremendous dick sucker.

by wyomingite99 December 14, 2014

Dick Scoot

A mold usually made with a sand base, where someone takes their (usually flaccid) penis, and plows through it, leaving behind a dick imprint. These molds are usually sold as something else, such as a fossil.

I can't believe Kendall bought a dick scoot for 20 dollars!

by Mr.SidVicious November 26, 2018