get your dick outta your crack!

used instead of saying calm down, said when someone is freaking the fuck out or just snapping at you.

"you elf ass looking motha-"
"DUDE! get your dick outta your crack!"

by iamwhatieat March 10, 2012

Crack a plate

When someone scares you so much that if you're holding a plate you would drop it and crack it

" woah I could crack a plate"
" You scared me so much I could crack a plate "

by Woha Langley January 19, 2021

crack pie

When a man ejaculates in the buttcrack specifically.

My favorite kind of porn ends with a crack pie.

by _~ wiggles~_ February 19, 2017

Cracking

When a trans person realizes they are trans, in reference to being an egg.

"When I realized how much I wanted to be a different gender, I finally started cracking

by That girl you may know June 07, 2021

Cracking

To anal someone

Bro I was full cracking Angela last night

by ethandefinition December 04, 2019

Cracking

A different form of soaking, Where one gapes their asshole but their partner doesn’t stick the dick in and just hovers. The temptation gets them off alone…

Yoooooo Jasmine “Jeremy sent me cracking last night, we sat there for 45 minutes!”

by Crack•ing March 07, 2022

cracking 4s

Cracking 4s is only for thot ass girls that wanna fit in and pussy punk pie ass niggas that wanna be gang members so fucking bad but can’t even clean they ass good enough .

Every nigga that love cracking 4s ass dirty

Ex: Atg jaydee big teeth ass .

by Cf3k2 November 22, 2023