Five minutes and five brains late

Definition:
Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.

Friend 1: “Did you see Josh just asked what the assignment is? We turned it in yesterday.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”

by MJ cool June 9, 2025

Ana brain

The brain fog they come from starving yourself IE: anorexia

Sorry I’m acting dumb I have Ana brain

by Ashesofroses May 18, 2024

Summer brain

The excuse for stupidity and immaturity during summer. This could also be used as an excuse for saying something stupid in general.

Someone: Umm what…?
Me: I have summer brain right now:)

by Ardybardy April 29, 2021

limp brain

when somebody doesn’t have a big brain they have a limp brain.

did you see jackson he’s such a limp brain.

by realbrian September 12, 2019

Brain and Head

Giving brain and head means that some is having Head and getting knowledge for example a teacher has sex with one student one day they give head next day knowledge.

Guy1: Have you heard of Brian he go brain and head with the oldest teacher
Guy2: NO WAY DUDE!!!
Guy1: LOL

by zedukyt August 5, 2018

Brains

(n) Being smart or clever.

"Let's do the English paper together, Todd! I know you have brains!"

by Hed54328 April 9, 2016

Minnesota brain freeze

Getting a blowjob in an ice fishing hut on a frozen lake

1: Hey did you hear what happened to steve last night?
2: No what?
1: He got a Minnesota brain freeze from sally in a fishing hut last night.

by anonymous November 17, 2020