nina's ass

Magical area of body worshipped by the denizens of the Entertainment forum at Protestwarrior. Known to hold special powers over time and space.

nina's ass threw off the rotation of the Earth by traveling from one state to another. As a result, internets was broken.

by darc442 July 31, 2008

Whistle ass

Name coined by Mrs. Sally Baron to describe President George W. Bush, the 43rd President of the United States

"Oh Bush, he's such a whistle ass." Sally Baron

by Steve Johns September 2, 2003

ass blast

Speckled diarhea spray on the toilet.

I was riding the toilet with major ass blast.

by Anonymous April 24, 2003

ass lick

When you lick mass ass.

Man Student Z you ass lick.

by ExpressLane February 25, 2004

goon ass

an unimportant person whose only reason for existence is to take up space and piss you off

Harold! Get off the can, I need to take a dump you fucking goon ass.

by imrickjamesbitch March 26, 2004

ass burgers

False self-diagnosis of High-functioning Autism (asperger's syndrome), mostly used by internet-addicted dorks with no social skills as an excuse for the complete failure of everything they attempt in real life.

"That Kevin guy said he doesn't have a girlfriend because of his mental problem restricting his social life"

"Nah, the guy's just got ass burgers, the real reason girls won't touch him is because he never bathes and spends all his free time in his mom's basement playing World of Warcraft."

by harblmonster January 11, 2009

ass tassles

The hair that is around your asshole

1. Kevin was sitting naked in his wicker chair the other day and almost ripped out his apricot when his ass tassles got caught in the bamboo weave.

2. Tricia was complaining that she had ass tassles in her mouth after tossing my salad.

by DY9 December 28, 2007