Alex is the most amazing man you will ever know. Your relationship won’t always be easy since he’s not always the smartest, but what he sometimes lacks in brains gets made up with his heart. He’s the type of guy to stay up with you for hours on facetime after a long day just to talk to you, he’s the type of guy to build lego flowers with you every month of your relationship, he’s the type of guy you have to worry about wanting to try WWE moves on you, the type of guy to chase you around the grocery store, the type of guy to carry you across wet grass in order to protect your shoes, and the type of guy who stole my heart. Alex will forever be my first and hopefully last love. If you love an Alex hold on to him. I can’t promise that he’ll be as good as mine, but if names have anything to do with personality you’ve lucked out.
by Blondie_17 November 11, 2024
Get the Alexmug. He abducted a girl named Allison and made her marry him with some weird magnetic wedding ring and then forced her to eat his big chungus and he's a cougar named "Alexios charleyes cogarius"
by The real lord chungus January 14, 2019
Get the Alex Cmug. Noun; a genuine piece of shit, one who has this name usually tries to fuck anything from a minor to they moms. Uses you for everything you have and only will hit you up when it’s beneficial to him. Also probably has a kid or two by age 18.
by guinea December 10, 2019
Get the Alex Hubermug. When one behaves in such a manner only Alex would. This refers directly to speach , actions and reactions to situations( this may also include dietary needs and social actions).
by Morgandy definitions than befo September 7, 2018
Get the Alexnessmug. Alex is a really sexy mother fucker, who loves to show off his big muscular belly, and after seeing this masterpiece girls tend to be all over his 2 inch peni, which may not sound like much but an Alex can make anything good, when he does finally bust his nut there is usually two to three litres of sea man. Alex really is worth your time as he can fight of all of the other mans trying to steal his gyal and never leaves her side. Alex is very humble and never shows off
He truly is the dream husband
He truly is the dream husband
Girl number 1: me and Alex did the naughty naughty last night
Girl number 2: wow I’m surprised you didn’t drown
Girl number 1: yeah I know, it was incredible
Prince Andrew: I’m a nonce
Girl number 2: wow I’m surprised you didn’t drown
Girl number 1: yeah I know, it was incredible
Prince Andrew: I’m a nonce
by Bellend34 November 18, 2019
Get the Alexmug. People named Pierre-Alex are always super fun to be around! They know how to party and how to create a good ambiance. They’re really funny and sociable, so they make friends easily. If you are friends with someone name Pierre-Alex (Rolex for short), you’re really lucky and you’ll have the chance to live a life full of surprises!!! People named Pierre-Alex have a good sense of style and know how to dress. Ask them for advice anytime and they’ll try to help you with all they’ve got!
by Bgdu69 November 21, 2021
Get the Pierre-Alexmug. the best guy who can bag you any day !!!
he's the coolest and funniest, probably has a big SCHLONG. be nice to him and you're immediately his best friend, don't hesitate to talk to this dude he's great!!!!! MAKE SURE TO GIVE HIM A HEADBAND TOO!!! coolest guy and your best friend so take good care of him cause he's going to be around for a while
he's the coolest and funniest, probably has a big SCHLONG. be nice to him and you're immediately his best friend, don't hesitate to talk to this dude he's great!!!!! MAKE SURE TO GIVE HIM A HEADBAND TOO!!! coolest guy and your best friend so take good care of him cause he's going to be around for a while
person 1: yo who's that
person 2: that's Alex, he's cool
person 1: hey he's kinda ho-
person 2: shut up
person 2: that's Alex, he's cool
person 1: hey he's kinda ho-
person 2: shut up
by TOmyDOOZER November 24, 2021
Get the Alexmug.