I’m touching cloth! I really need to lay some Bum Spuds.
Someone forgot to flush the toilet and it is full of Bum Spuds.
Someone forgot to flush the toilet and it is full of Bum Spuds.
by sbjkd October 5, 2020
Get the Bum Spudsmug. Various carts--i.e. shopping carts and or baskets--strapped together for use of homeless people to transport their worldly possessions. The longer the cart, or bum chariot, the more materialistic, and thus, un-bum-like the individual is to be considered. A true bum chariot is a group of one or more carts attached to a bicycle, where the homeless person in question would be considered the driver, and the useless crap he has for whatever reason assembled would be considered the chariot itself.
Joe: Oh, no. Here comes Smelly Pete.
Jill: Wait...is he on a bike?
Joe: Oh, my God! He is! He's got himself a bum chariot!
Jill: Way to go, Pete!
Jill: Wait...is he on a bike?
Joe: Oh, my God! He is! He's got himself a bum chariot!
Jill: Way to go, Pete!
by Falconkicks March 31, 2011
Get the Bum chariotmug. A Bum Bike is any sort of bicycle that has been modified with a 2 stroke engine kit. These bikes are operated by a variety of people including the homeless population who has taken a liking to this quick and cheap form of transportation.
They are great for getting around town if you don't have a driver's license, the kits can be found for less than 200$. It's not uncommon to a see a bum or a junky ripping around on one with a few bags of soda cans and some stolen goods.
They are great for getting around town if you don't have a driver's license, the kits can be found for less than 200$. It's not uncommon to a see a bum or a junky ripping around on one with a few bags of soda cans and some stolen goods.
Hey Joe you better lock your tool shed I heard a bum bike zip by!
What's that sound !? Oh shit it's a bum bike! The junkies are out to steal catalytic converters again.
What's that sound !? Oh shit it's a bum bike! The junkies are out to steal catalytic converters again.
by Anton H September 26, 2025
Get the Bum Bikemug. When hit by a 'suicide bum', you are experiencing explosive diarrhea.
One is able to become the victim of a suicide bum and shit him-/herself at an extraordinarily inconvenient moment.
One is able to become the victim of a suicide bum and shit him-/herself at an extraordinarily inconvenient moment.
So there I was, surrounded by the hottest girls in the world and I was hit by a suicide bum. They'll never talk to me again - with good reason.
Sorry I couldn't go last night, I was hit by a suicide bum.
Please don't come over, I'm about to suicide bum my apartment.
Sorry I couldn't go last night, I was hit by a suicide bum.
Please don't come over, I'm about to suicide bum my apartment.
by Comadog November 12, 2015
Get the Suicide bummug. 