Machine of Death

A machine that tells you how you’re gonna die, usually ironically.

Friend 1: hey bro I got parachute failure on my card of death from the Machine of Death!
Friend 2: awesome
Friend 1: guess we aren’t going skydivi- dies from skydiver landing on him

by Pseudonymoushits June 24, 2023

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Death

The cure for life that allot of people fear

Death is like retirement, your happy it finally happened

by Mr. Bastard June 10, 2022

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Death hole

A place where someone feels like they could die.

Usually is used negatively to express that they are so afraid of something that they feel like they could die if they stayed there.

Person 1:I hate hotels.. I think it's my death hole
Person 2:Yeah, they are so gross.. I heard some don't change the seats.

by Awesome Bloxy February 5, 2022

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death threats

Basically telling someone to end their lives over saying something horrendous, usually seen in a tiktok comment section

"im a pedophile!"

"can someone send this weirdo death threats"

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A crazy ass white girl who walks through life looking like she just crawled out of bed. Typically her hair is up in a bun and she has a face so pale she looks like Casper. Her mood ranges from happy and cheerful to downright cranky. You don’t want to cross her.

I walked around campus looking like a Death Twat. I really don’t want anyone recognizing me.

by Death Twatstar May 11, 2018

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