wet mitten

When someone's boring and makes no impression they're a real wet mitten.

Wow, that guy is a wet mitten alright.

by MrsMittens January 30, 2017

wet Gregory

Like a wet willy, but the saliva-covered finger is inserted into the rectum instead of the ear.

I awoke with a start, Jeff surprised me with a wet Gregory after I had been sleepwalking in the nude.

The locker room was always weird with Ben around, that guy would give a wet Gregory to anybody!

by william_wolff_md November 29, 2019

Wet unicorn

The act of a man putting a wet piece of corn in another mans asshole

Ron gave me the biggest wet unicorn

by Wet unicorn December 1, 2019

Wet as an eel

When a woman gets really excited she is wet as an eel

When I touched my wife downstairs she was wet as an eel

by Red man December 4, 2019

Wet Lettuce

When someone has their personality rapidly taken from them and does everything their girlfriend asks.

And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up

Dim: Where's Pete tonight?
Donz: He said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.

Jack: WHAT A FUCKIN WET LETTUCE!
#moist vegetable#lap dog#Pete #imissmySteph
#lettuce#vegetable#lap dog#Pete

by MegRoe December 6, 2019

Wet Swamp Stain

Happens during a hot day in the hood.. your car has no AC and your seats are Cloth so the underwear becomes stuck to your sweaty wet ass while you drive around looking for pussy lips that are dripping with yellow puss coming out.

Man i wish this Wet Swamp Stain would go away before I get licked by this freak with yellow oozing pussy lips.

by Kingsmidi December 20, 2019

Wet Houdini

When you nut but then you make it disappear

My girlfriend got mad cus I didn't pull out but then I pulled the wet houdini

by mike_hawk_hertz January 4, 2020