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tits over face

To move or travel quickly or hastily with the assumption that, if possible, your tits would fly up over your face from the blinding speed.
Hey, the store closes soon, we need to leave tits over face.

While traveling across the state, they drove tits over face.
by GrantV December 12, 2007
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Tit n' Ass

Film roles created for women with little or no acting ability

Female actors who have nothing to offer the content of a film other than their Tit n' Ass as a contribution
Q.
"seen the Fantastic Four yet"?
A.
"yep, great Tit n' Ass from Jessica Alba"!


Q. "How do you rate Marilyn Monroe"?
A. "Great Tit n' Ass"!
by APPLEBY-QUOTES January 16, 2009
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east west tits

The type of tits that fall to the extreme left and right (you know what I'm talking about)
Man, she has got an extreme case of the east west tits.
by Allison March 23, 2004
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Tits N ass

When Drinking with friends, you toast to Tits and Ass, what with them being two of lifes great pleasures. You do this by first clinking the upper parts of your alcoholic beverage recepticals, (glass) and then the lower parts, while reciting "Tits and ass".
Tim: "heres your pint buddy!"
Brad: "Cheers buddy, Tits N Ass my friend!"
Tim: "Tits N ass!"
by timmybear May 25, 2009
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ping pong tits

Small, perfectly round and not saggy breast.
by pingpongtitsboy August 12, 2009
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flicking your tit

When you’re joking with somebody and you want to make it clear that you’re just joking around.

Similar to: I’m just joshing around.
Oh gee Gabby, I wasn’t serious about you eating my ass! I was just flicking your tit!
by nojh June 26, 2018
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bitch tits on ice

A fat guy in Alaska, Antartica, or any place really fucking cold
Hey Joe, I met this bitch tits on ice in Greenland, I think he's santa.
by Scarmigliodon February 19, 2015
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