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Michael

probably hung like a horse, and has a forklift and commercial drivers license lr sumn
Did you see Michael put that load on his COMMERCIAL PETERBUILT FLATBED with that TOYOTA FORKLIFT. He must have a big weewee
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Michael W

A very kind, smart, thoughtful, helpful, honest, caring, and funny boy. His jokes might make me a bit angry sometimes, but he means well. He is a very understanding person who accepts and helps others whenever he can. Overall, he is one of the goats and one of the purest, legit, awesomest, coolest, genuine, and rizziest people of the earth and of all time.
by Kitty queen Kait June 1, 2023
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Jordan Michael

A jordan michael is a man with alot of potential but has some mental issues holding him back.he is a mixed race tall hunk man with a large penis.he often finds himself doing silly things like burning random items or going to the bathroom with animals.
A jordan michael is a patient at a phsyc ward that is named after a real mental patient named jordan michael.its the most dangerous type of patients.they often see shit not there and sexually assault the nurses.
by The ridicule September 6, 2018
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Michael Santiago

A righteous man that knows not of how to get thee pussy
Guy 1: Yo bro you hanging out with Michael Santiago
Guy 2: No I actually wanna get laid tonight
by LordDaggerDick January 11, 2022
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Michael M

Definitely one of the cutest boys ever period. So sweet and caring. Most of all knows how to treat a girl, and is faithful. Has one of the cutest smiles ever and is literally the greatest person to be around with. One of the best person to ever vibe with. 🥺
Damn, is that Michael Moua?! 🥵
by badbaby😩 November 7, 2019
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Michael Andrews

A very sexy man who has your back like a snake has your balls in the amazon.
When He goes monkey mode he goes silly.
Holy shit, that guy's a Michael Andrews!
by DefinitionRobert October 28, 2020
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National Michael day

March 12th this is the day where all the Michaels unite to share their love of sex crimes, kids, beating women and maths
Hey you know it's national Michael day I'm gonna go home and beat the Mrs while doing long division
by R/gallop March 12, 2022
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