cunt kicker

a human being who has successfully kicked 7 cunts to make it tickle with absolutely no mistakes and has performed the act in perfect harmony

jc guerrero and christian canas are the founders of the cunt kicker global organization

by the sAINT911 October 25, 2009

Toxic Cunt

A girl that has a yeast-infection, or any form of STD on her vagina.... Toxic cunt.

She has had so many yeast-infections, she is known as the girl with the toxic cunt.

by OOLABAGAH September 25, 2008

Cunt Nugget

A premature stillborn baby.

Occasionally used in a derogatory sense when the race of the baby is specified.

I just found out that the condom broken last month. Now she's pregnant and wont have an abortion. God, my only hope is that it turns out to be cunt nugget.

by so-s.o October 5, 2009

Corporate Cunt

A football fan who who becomes sucked into the evil, corporate sponsored side of the game. Typical symptoms of a corporate cunt include:
- sitting in the posh seats
- going to pre-match 'hospitality'
- forgetting how to sing, chant and hurl abuse
- eating prawn sandwiches during the game
- being more interested in the bar than the game

"He used to be a proper fan. Since he changed jobs though he's become a right corporate cunt"

by Scroogey August 30, 2006

English Cunt

1) Forum troll from ye ol' merry England.

2) Finger banger with crooked teeth.

Fuck You Kev you english cunt.

by Loosenut September 2, 2008

Cunt Juice

A delicious drink mixture of Mr.Pibb Xtra, Vault, and Hi-C Fruit Punch. A popular drink among Regal empolyees and Crown club members. Tastes like Robitussin.

Man its my breaktime. Think I'll make myself some cunt juice.

by coletreezy July 18, 2009

Boat Cunt

A person who wears ralph lauren polo shirts, tight khaki shorts, and drapes a creme sweater over their shoulders. Usually wears Timberland loafers, looking like a right cunt. Probably called Piers or Tarquin, or, if American, Chet, Todd, Ty or Reynolds.

'Hey look at that chap over there drinking the martini and pretending to be considerably richer than us'.

'Yeah - Boat Cunt.'

'Agreed.'

by jimiusm September 11, 2006