Flumpy plumpkin

The ritual of fucking fat chicks with pink eye when your dick ain’t all the hard it’s half limp and it’s kind of floppy and she so fat she’s lumpy.

Yo last night i fucked this 600lb chick with pink eye. It was a good flumpy plumpkin’

by WayChill November 5, 2021

pre-pump pump

working out before sex so you're body looks more defined from the post-workout pump.

I'm meeting up with Ashley tonight so I gotta get my pre-pump pump in before I see her.

by Fuckmewitharakemom November 5, 2021

Post-Pump-Syndrome

PPS - Post Pump Syndrome, similair to PNS, is the state in which a person starts to lose testosterone and blood flow to the muscles after physical activity, generally after lifting weight. The individual may experience a lack of self esteem, sudden but short spurts of depression, and possibly a feeling of mild body dysmorphia.

“I’ve only just finished working out and i’m getting Post-Pump-Syndrome already.”

by Azyzz Shavershian September 3, 2021

Squirt-pump

1. majick liquids that generate enormous profit

Computer salesman are good at marketing squirt-pumps.

by Allcity82 January 12, 2022

Lil Pump

An absolute lyrical genius. The smartest person to ever exist.

Lil Pump is the greatest rapper of all time I love everything about his absolutely amazing, revolutionary, genius music if you can even call it music it's an art form above the word music.
Lil Pump is basically a demi-god.

by I eat poop 69 January 16, 2022

Pennant Pumpjack

Reverse 69 (guy on top).

The bald guy kept his friends waiting for over an hour because he was giving his wife the 'ol Pennant Pumpjack.

by SextonHardcastle14 December 18, 2021

Happiness pump

A person who is sexually a giver and places the satisfaction of their partner(s) above their own, in bed.

I don't really care if I cum, I'm kind of a happiness pump, what gets you off gets me off.

by Gzgorditacrunch March 10, 2022