The impossibly tanned and bespeckled senior citizens that sunbake at the beach or pool in skimpy swimmers. Also found at nude beaches everywhere, much like luggage washed ashore from a sinking cruise ship.
"Get your ass down here, the water's gorgeous! Just ignore the old luggage and throw on some sun block."
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They are also messed up in many more ways than one.
They are also messed up in many more ways than one.
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"My Dad looks like he's on vacation 24/7."
"-You mean he has the old man uniform down."
"Yeah, he looks comfortable though."
"-You mean he has the old man uniform down."
"Yeah, he looks comfortable though."
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