Ur mom gay

Ur mom gay is a term that is used when someone is feeling very evil to call someone’s mom homosexual

Guy “I don’t like ur sketchers”
Guy2 “ur mom gay”

by PoTubbie May 27, 2018

Chuck's (Charles) mom

Chuck's mom has got it going on. She is the kind of woman that everyone has been with. She is like the neighborhood bike. Everyone has had a good ride with Chuck's mom around the block. Like a bike, Chuck's mom is especially good when she is jumpin' and bumpin'!!

Hey want to go have a nice ride with Chuck's (Charles) mom because she is bumpin? Yes, I love riding Chuck's (Charles) mom

by ChucksterMcChuckster December 8, 2012

Ur Mom Gay

The worst insult on the planet.

Camden: This sucks bro.
You: Ur mom gay.
Camden: *Blows up.

by peepee_poopoo69420 June 3, 2018

notify your mom

When dealing with "challenged" maternal units, the complex act of initiating contact.

I shot a turkey and plan to cook it.
I guess I'd better notify your mom.

by Joe Mama October 14, 2004

stalkin your mom

The best YFM song. Lyrics stalkin your momx5 ha I've been stalkin your mom for like 2 years straight I'm way to shy to ask her out on a date so I just wait in yo neighbors lawn with my camera ready and my camoflouge on and I know that I'll get plenty pics when she leaves for work at exactly 7:26 I follow her on my bike but it's hopeless cuz I'll never keep up with her ford focus so I kidnapped her golden retriever wanted to return it just to please her but for got to feed her takin care of a dog is hard gave it to her dead said it got ran over by a car

Yo did you hear the YFM song stalkin your mom?

Yea I listened to while stalkin yours

by Benetar January 3, 2014

Wal-mart Mom

A mother who ALWAYS shops at Wal-mart. They always live in the suburbs, take part in their community, and are usually caucasian. They often have flat on both sides of their body, have saggy tits, rectangular ass, and a older looking face.

Lance's mom is the biggest Wal-Mart mom I've ever seen. I heard Jared was trampled to death by 20 plus Wal-Mart moms on Black Friday

by RudeSpadez January 9, 2012

Call my mom

An excuse for temporarily leaving a room full of friends, usually to go masturbate.

Hey dude, where did you go just now?

Oh, uh, I just went to the bathroom to call my mom. It's been like 2 or 3 days since I've had the chance to call my mom!

by asdf91 February 20, 2010