side job

The act of watching porn and giving the person next to you a hand job

Me and Dylan gave each other side jobs yesterday

by funking re-re April 30, 2014

flop job

when a man inserts his penis in between 2 fat rolls on a girl/boys body.

OMG, did u hear that joe got a flop job!!!!!

by DIESEL29 April 10, 2011

Bro-job

Bro-job: when people close to you want something you have, but want it at a discounted rate or straight up for nothing. Basically they’ll Bro you into it.

Friend: “Bro-Brutha-My Brutha, do ya think you can get me your price on that stuff I’m tight on cash right now. I know you have bills n shit , but still hook a Brutha up”
You: “Fuck, I just got a Bro-job and didn’t even ask for one”

by C1Tactual August 20, 2018

rim job

suck my nutty wutty butty nigger bitch ass nigga

gimme a rim job

by r3e3e3ee3e3e3 May 17, 2019

fail job

two old men having sex.
when old, one fails to cum on the job. fail job can also be an extreme term for failing.

"Wow, you lost your keys again!? your such a fail job!"

by bethxthexloser February 8, 2009

Trunk Job

A trunk job is the act of putting someone in the trunk of a car after you've killed him/her or before you decide to kill or dispose of him /her.

Take that fucking scumbag, no good rat, and trunk job him.

by Tattootony911 August 22, 2011

rub job

When a girl traps your cock between the bare soles of her feet and uses her left sole to immobilize the cock and hold it firmly in place, while she uses her right sole to rub your cock vertically-up and down, up and down-applying continuous pressure to the sweetspot on the underside of your shaft-til she makes you come, all over the soft, baresoles of her freshly pedicured, satiny-smooth, bare feet.

Steve: "'I know you're really into feet, did you get what you wanted from Cally last night?

Frank: "Yes, I did, as a matter of fact. Cally performed a rub job on me between her baby-soft, "feels-so-good" bare soles. And did she ever drain my balls and make me come!"

by ken208 October 22, 2015