Deaded

When you die of extreme cuteness

Guys that’s so cute I’m deaded

by pansexualtrash July 5, 2018

dead rolled

Being "dead rolled" is another term for being: stoned, faded, lit, and lit af.

"Man, I'm so dead rolled"
"Oh, me too dude. I'm stoned "

by Freddygotlit July 23, 2017

To beat dead meat

The act of doing something useless. Can also be a reference to erectile dysfunction

"What he's about to do is completely useless, he's just going to beat dead meat"

"He couldn't get it up, so he ended up beating dead meat"

by CapObvvvious May 6, 2017

MANKIND IS DEAD

The text that appears in red when, let's say, a robot, dives into the depths of hell to get blood, cause that's its only source of survival.

MANKIND IS DEAD
BLOOD IS FUEL
HELL IS FULL

OBJECTIVE UPDATE: GET A WEAPON

by Boonduck April 2, 2025

Saddling a dead horse

Originally meant for when someone put a condom on a limp penis. Currently used for safe rigging practices.

For a safe set, saddling a dead horse is NEVER safe.

by Stagecrewboi777 February 20, 2018

dead scissor

A lay that is one above a dead horse except she is awake for it.

Dude.
The other night when I fucked Christie, she just laid there with her legs barely spread like a dead scissor.

by anonymous March 16, 2021

dead

Memes and jokes about Leonardo DiCaprio not getting an Oscar

The memes are dead

by Leviosa Dragon August 16, 2016