loveland high school is basically 97% white to the point where they had to make a diversity group in the middle school. full of people who try to become tiktok famous by dancing to obsessed by maria carey because it’s “so quirky” especially with their 37 followers. all the wannabe baddies try to juul in class bc they think it’ll make them popular. white ass boys wear nike shorts in the winter, the tiktok girls who’ve been trying to become famous for 7 weeks (but their moms won’t let them make their accounts public) wear crop tops and shorts all year long, there’s the weird furries with greasy hair who hiss at you in the halls, and there’s always that ghetto bitch who argues with the teacher.
by kahhzooo November 2, 2019
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Football player #1: Yo we got Grovetown High School on the schedule for next Friday
Football player #2: Thank god
Football player #2: Thank god
by .. December 19, 2020
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Mike: "He's a high functioning alcoholic. He says he needs it to function."
Joe: "So he's a severe alcoholic who needs help then."
Mike: "He's a high functioning alcoholic. He says he needs it to function."
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by Super Thicc November 22, 2020
Get the High functioning alcoholic mug.Somehow the best high school in the mid-michigan area. Despite being located in a small town full of conservative white people, it is known for having a large amount of LGBT students. The superintendent is paid way too much, and the school district as a whole is very understaffed. Williamston High School has made local news due to widespread vaping among the students, and widespread transphobia among the parents. The school is in a lot of debt and gets hand me down technology and furniture from neighboring school districts. The roof repair costs are endless and are probably driving the average tax payer to drink. Academic participation among the boys is low because they're all redditors. The students of Williamston often make fun of Okemos High School and Perry, which are just poorer versions of Williamston High School.
"Man, I heard that kid goes to Williamston High School! What a loser!"
"Isn't that where all the weed and vapes are?
"Isn't that where all the weed and vapes are?
by Average Idiot February 8, 2021
Get the Williamston High School mug.Harrison High School is a public high school in the west suburbs of Atlanta, GA. Their mascot is the Hoyas.
Over 75% of student is upper-middle class whites. Their mommies drive Cadillacs and pay for their many “needs” within technology, clothing, transportation, and alcohol/drugs/nicotine. Almost everybody here drives a Jeep, and hits puff bars in the 400 Hall bathroom daily. Flexing is considered to be a normal occurrence, and is often praised for making many want to kill themselves. Hoyas love to post on social media showing people how rich they are. The band kids here are on a whole different level of cult-like behavior, often slitting their wrists as “initiations”. Seniors desperately want to date freshmen, creating a never-ending cycle of whores generating each year; sophomores will sneak vodka in through metal water bottles. People go to Florida every weekend and especially during Spring Break’s annual “Great White Migration”. Many people here are homophobic, racist, sexist, and overall really mean-spirited people in an otherwise quiet and kind community. Students are organized into one of the following groups:
-Rich Football Players
-Marching Band Kids
-Overly Political Minors
-Drug Dealers
-Future Frat Boys
-Girls Who Care Way Too Much About Their Aesthetic
-Couples Who Grope Each Other In The Hall
-People Who Are Gay As A Trend
-Lifted Truck Drivers
-Kids Who Sit Alone Alone At Lunch To Make Others Feel Guilty
-The Normal Minority
GO HOYASSSSS!!!!!!
Over 75% of student is upper-middle class whites. Their mommies drive Cadillacs and pay for their many “needs” within technology, clothing, transportation, and alcohol/drugs/nicotine. Almost everybody here drives a Jeep, and hits puff bars in the 400 Hall bathroom daily. Flexing is considered to be a normal occurrence, and is often praised for making many want to kill themselves. Hoyas love to post on social media showing people how rich they are. The band kids here are on a whole different level of cult-like behavior, often slitting their wrists as “initiations”. Seniors desperately want to date freshmen, creating a never-ending cycle of whores generating each year; sophomores will sneak vodka in through metal water bottles. People go to Florida every weekend and especially during Spring Break’s annual “Great White Migration”. Many people here are homophobic, racist, sexist, and overall really mean-spirited people in an otherwise quiet and kind community. Students are organized into one of the following groups:
-Rich Football Players
-Marching Band Kids
-Overly Political Minors
-Drug Dealers
-Future Frat Boys
-Girls Who Care Way Too Much About Their Aesthetic
-Couples Who Grope Each Other In The Hall
-People Who Are Gay As A Trend
-Lifted Truck Drivers
-Kids Who Sit Alone Alone At Lunch To Make Others Feel Guilty
-The Normal Minority
GO HOYASSSSS!!!!!!
by BurgerKingWorker May 7, 2021
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by Becky is High May 3, 2022
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Moe: I went to the homecoming high school dance last fall, it sucked fuck. Some asshole bumped into me, and i spilled the rank ass taco i had to spend 6 dollars to get.
Glen: Did you atleast get to score with one of the cheerleader sluts?
Moe: Fuck no, they all have herpes!
Glen: Did you atleast get to score with one of the cheerleader sluts?
Moe: Fuck no, they all have herpes!
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