Splitting hairs

When your old lady lays down and spreads the peach for ya.

Hey baby, how's about us splitting hairs and me giving you a good poke?

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Dick hair

Didn’t care, Don’t ask.

Dick hair

by Ppno September 18, 2022

Hair-Dependent

Someone whose hair is the only most 'attractive' part of her/his overall body, people love hairdependent-people because of their 'hairstyle', not because of their 'body' or 'face'.. Their body/face is usually ugly as fuck.

e.g Sarah Jessica Parker, George Clooney, Niall Horan, Harry Styles, 99% of the female-models.

Jennifer: god, niall horan is so sexy

Kate: he's hair-dependent. only his hair is sexy, his face looks like a baked waffle wtf

by CharmScorp July 25, 2013

Pineapple hair

Hard leaf part on pineapple fruit, definition created by YouTuber called Anix

Yes I did it, I added it just like Anix wanted to
He wanted it to be on urban dictionary so here You are.

This pineapple hair looks disgusting.

by HiyoshinYT June 16, 2020

Queer hair

Jacob Perkins hair

Jacobs hair is queer hair

by Jacob Perkins has queer hair February 1, 2021

pineapple hairs

pineapple hairs are the hairs on top of a pineapple, which my remind some of a spiky Mohawk or crown. The inventor of this word (A mix) also famously invented Bachook

My mouth is swelling because I ate the pineapple hairs please call 911 thank you

by mouse rat fan June 16, 2020

hair angry

The highest degree of anger. When you are so mad, you want to chop all of your hair off.

I wouldn't talk to her right now. She's hair angry.

by hdfvgsuzh February 9, 2019