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Right Hand Vagina

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The most powerful female under a man.

The most trusted vagina to a male that is in power of something.

The woman with whom someone of power relates to best

An attractive female who is most trusted by a man to make decisions in his absence

Often referred to as RHV
Martin was really busy today so he had his Right Hand Vagina make his minor decisions

When he took over, he appointed his Right Hand Vagina to take care of all the little things he didnt give a fuck about.
by Furbyattack February 23, 2011
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second hand kiss

When one kisses their fingers, then proceeds to place the previously kissed finger someplace on another person
He kissed his fingertips, then lightly placed them on my mouth, little did I know, he had mouth herpes. Worst second hand kiss ever.
by Anarchist Plaqtypus July 6, 2010
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what the fuck hand

A usually unwarranted expression of anger given by one driver to another when they want the other drivers to be doing something illegal or dangerous but they refuse to. A "what the fuck hand" is performed by an open palm facing up in a manner that says "What the fuck?" to a nearby driver.
I was driving 40 mph down Woodman and this old man behind me became moderately pissed and gave me a what the fuck hand. Apparently to secure his happiness he must always be doing at least 10 over the speed limit.
by loregore October 20, 2008
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sweet hand love

Masturbating !!!!! Making yourself orgasm using your hand... In some ways it's better then sex because you can give it to yourself just the way you like it
I made sweet hand love to myself while reading definitions of horny on urban dictionary(;
by Sexy blonde chick December 30, 2014
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Second Hand Facial

when as a innocent bystander one is struck in the face by an erratic load.

when a person has received a facial, and proceeds to kiss or rub against the face of another person, and part of the original facial, sticks to the face of the initially unintended facial receiver.
I was in an orgy last night, and when I pulled out of "Jennifer" to shoot my load on her face, I shot eratically, wide right and struck Robert in the face. Thus giving him a second hand facial.

I sprayed "Jennifer" on the face with my load, and when she turned around to kiss "Diana" part of my load stuck to "Diana's" nose and chin. Thus giving Diana a second hand facial.
by T Sing February 19, 2010
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skinny-hand-falaris

Spawned by comedy of the early 1950s, a skinny-hand-falaris is double talk for any object which one clearly does not wish to define in any possible manner.
ie: Where is that skinny-hand-falaris? It is over there, hanging on the rosensaw.
by Pete Iannone July 28, 2008
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Second-Hand Sniffing

The act of getting high my smelling the body or breath of someone who has recently been smoking weed.
He's tripping balls since he was second-hand sniffing earlier.
by ML-lol October 8, 2011
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