pie face

A derogatory term for Asians, for their lack of a facial profile (flat-faced) but accounting for obvious raised facial features (nose, lips).

A banana cream pie held up flat face pie-face pie face

by yeahthatswhy February 12, 2010

two-face

noun. A facial front and profile that look like two different people. Can make someone unattractive.

You're beer goggling man, she has a two-face! From the side she looks like Xena Warrior Princess, but from the front she looks like Roseanne Arnold!

by JackM July 19, 2008

Monkey Face

When a male shaves his genitals, ejaculates onto his partners face and throws his pubic hair onto the woman's/man's face.

"Can I monkey face you?"

"Shut up or I will monkey face you!"

"I can't believe he monkey-faced me last night."

"You got monkey-faced!"

by Boffa March 6, 2009

cunt face

Someone, usually a chick with extremely large lips that seems to overtake their face.

- Julia Roberts has a bad case of cunt face.
- That girls going to need a lot of makeup to cover that cunt face.

by nosleepmomma January 8, 2011

pasty face

one who sits inside all day doing nothing but play on an electronic device while the weather outside is nice

"what are you doing today?" "oh im playing video games" "fucking pasty face"

by molly486 March 17, 2009

mutt face

A person who is very unattractive and resembles a dog in the face.

"Hey, that guy over there is checking you out."
"Which one? The redheaded guy or the one with the mutt face?"

by Themisfitchick August 28, 2007

Dick face

1:Writing and/or drawing on the face of a person who is passed out drunk
2: Being so drunk that you throw up on yourself and wake up with a stain of vomit on your face

"Yo, Look, Bill is asleep, lets give him a dick face"
"Damn he was so drunk he ended up givin himself a dickface"

by alkapone November 3, 2009