The slimy dragon is a sex position in which the male is covered from head to toe in Vaseline and green paint, holding a bottle of hair spray and a lighter. The lady also covered in Vaseline being penetrated is the doggy style position is only expecting vaginal sex from behind, so, by surprise, the male yanks out his penis and does surprise anal, making the female scream while he ignite the hair spray. Hence the name slimy dragon.
by bde_niko October 26, 2020
Get the Slimy Dragon mug.A hoarder. An individual that for whatever reason acummulates a devastatingly deadly amount of shit and will ferociously protect their shit treasures from intruders. They will compact their shit trash into a trash throne upon which to rule their kingdom of rodents, pests, and various feral animals.
Me-"Do you want this rat pissed covered dog turd?"
TD- "I'm gonsta needs that"
Me-"What do you need this for ever?"
TD-"That's none of your business!"
Me-"Man. Don't be a trash dragon."
TD- "I'm gonsta needs that"
Me-"What do you need this for ever?"
TD-"That's none of your business!"
Me-"Man. Don't be a trash dragon."
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