by Vegaspoet November 10, 2021

C-Penn is a sub-breed of human native to Eastern Virginia. They are known for their libido and superior work ethic although they have “down” days when overworked . Favorite slogan is “you can’t hit a home run everyday” , no fear of heights and no respect for authority. You wouldn’t have to give them directions to your mothers house, chances are they have already been there. Follows every question they ask with “Ain’t it?”
Girl: What is that man doing hanging off the side of that building!?!
Boy: Oh, that’s C-Penn, he’s working on the sign, he gives zero fucks.
Girl: Wow, he really is the number one stunner, huh?
Boy: Oh, that’s C-Penn, he’s working on the sign, he gives zero fucks.
Girl: Wow, he really is the number one stunner, huh?
by Signman25 August 9, 2021

Absolute unit, could clart your dad in 2 hits, about 6'7 without heels. Could give your cat a boot over a 5ish foot fence
by Big C The First November 22, 2021

by anonymous November 30, 2022

Andrew is a someone that looks at you with a truly genuine gaze in their eyes. He will make you know what it feels like to be so tightly held by the heart that everything else fades away. He's a man of truth and insight; someone who seems to always have the right answer to everything. He leans into people and makes sure they know he's listening passionately to what they have to say. He's full of love to give to the earth and the earth happily receives it.
by person420420 October 2, 2022

A kind and genuinely great person, be grateful for having an Olivia C as a friend. Also they are in love with Angus lmao..
by BeansinBags August 15, 2021
