Talk Blocking

When you set the mood with your significant other, and you're about to have sex, but they talk with you so long it kills the mood and your erection.

John dims the lights in his bedroom and sits close to Katherine.
John: Hey baby, you ready?
Katherine: I can't believe Mark cheated on Jessica....... Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa
John: °keeps a concerned face and pretends to listen to conversation. Overtime his penis turns into an inny
*The Next day
Bill: So how was your special day with Katherine
John: She was Talk Blocking me all night...

by Guessimist September 10, 2015

Crop-Blocked

A possible side effect of dating someone who enjoys gardening, Crop-Block occurs when your significant other/crush uses their garden as a means to avoid sex, a date, or spending time together.

Jon: "Hey, wanna catch that new movie?"
Jane: "Oh, um... I gotta... Water my petunias!"
Jon:" Did I seriously get Crop-Blocked?"

by Mausie September 30, 2015

poo blocked

a. When you or a new partner suggest a shower or some sexual adventure and the other partner doesn't seem very excited about it. You may wonder if they aren't that into you, or not that into your sexy idea, when it turns out that they just had to poo and were too shy to say anything.
b. when you are too close to having a poo that sex doesn't seem like a good idea

The morning after the first sleepover, BJ suggested that they take a shower and he would wash her back, then they could crawl back in bed. She was quiet for a minute and didn't seem very excited about the idea. He wondered if she wasn't so into him or didn't want him. After an awkward silence, she said she had to go poo and didn't want to stink up the only bathroom where the shower was. He wondered how many people get poo blocked when a candle and an extra 30 minutes would fix the problem.

by White Egret November 3, 2015

Urban Block

When you can't think of a good funny definition to put on urban dictionary or are too lazy

guy 1: yo dude come up with something to put on urban dictionary
guy 2: sorry bro iv'e got Urban Block

by ZombiefleshLOZ March 23, 2016

Cock blocked

prevents pussy for other, also known as Vikki

Dude, did you just get cock blocked twice by Vikki?

by Bitchum May 3, 2016

crafters block

When someone plays minecraft and runs out of ideas for a new build or additional details to a current build. Similar to "writers block"

Ugh I can't get over this crafters block!

I'm currently experiencing crafters block

by Pro706 October 14, 2016

Bypress Block

The tuffest niggas in the Bronx ‼️ Known for having other hoods take flight

Don't go to Bypress block them nigga wild

by Nobodyxzy October 8, 2016