bear junior

he walks on 4s and he's a youngling , he lives with thy grandmothers

Matthew : did u hear bear junior is com8gn to town
Chase: hell yeah!
Matthew: i'm so glad!!
chase : he's the best dog but he got shipped away 🤭

by len :3 July 13, 2022

Alaskan Bear Hug

The act of, in the middle of a hug, wrapping you and your partner in plastic wrap. There you will be left for a day to shit, piss, jizz, anything you can come up with. When unwrapped, the concoction will be saved in jars to be later used as a butter substitute.

I've been missing for so long because Julia and I have been doing the Alaskan Bear hug.

by TheReplicator March 28, 2022

demi bear

an inclusive umbrella term encompassing anyone whom wants to cherish their manhood

Used to be a bear, but is now a demi bear.

by suck_my_d33 June 15, 2021

Poala Bear

A mix between a polar bear and a Koala bear.

Mama polar bear got horny and Mr. Koala rammed her and created the Poala Bear.

by torosolano May 13, 2013

Blair Bear

a beautiful amazing puppy who is the bestest girl. she’s so sweet and loves to give kisses. she loves playing with toys and friends. she is boy crazy but somewhat loyal to her current boyfriend. she is the prettiest baby in the world and she acts like a perfect angel 24/7!

omg Blair Bear just pooped in the house.

by blair bears mom April 14, 2024

Build-a-Beared

This is an informal method of explaining the mummification method used on Franz Xaver Sidler von Roffenogg, the "aristocratic parish vicar" of St Thomas am Blasenstein in the 1700s. In 2025, a CT scan was taken of the mummy, and it determined that the Vicar was embalmed by having materials like wood chips and a variety of cloth inserted into his abdominal cavity via his rectum. This is reminiscent to how Build-a-Bear toys are stuffed with fiber.

Once thought to be a "natural" or "air-dried" mummy, turns out Franz was was Build-a-Beared.

by way out words June 27, 2025

Bear hug

Have your partner put in a large pinch of grizzly wintergreen dip, spits on your pens and gives you a tingly hand job.

Brandy stole Billy's can of dip and gave me the best bear hug I've ever got.

by Carolina gypsy April 15, 2022