tempurpedic vagina

The state in which a vagina has been so beat up courtesy of your manhood that it feels like a glove to you, but an awkward mess of stalactites and stalagmites to others.

JT tried getting in on Barry's ex, but her tempurpedic vagina made it feel like banging a lubed up conch shell. Mission aborted.

by Kielbasa Ninja March 6, 2011

poo-poo vagina

When a woman wipes her butt back to front after a poo, thereby wiping feces into her vagina, giving her poo-poo vagina.

Dude 1: Ah shit dude, I went down on this girl and she had a case of the poo-poo vagina.
Dude 2: poo-poo vagina's the worst!

by The Poop Monster December 4, 2013

Vagina McGeinstein

A derogatory term used by saevil muhammad to call small helpless boys like me vagina mcgeinstein

"Oh hey saieed"
"shut up you little vagina mcgeinstein

by R.a.P January 20, 2005

vagina

icky flabs of sliced turkey

Guy: Hey, did you see her vagina?

Other Guy: Yeah it looked like it had a cooties/ slash a wrinkled man's face.

by poopershnackle May 23, 2013

Vagina

A black hole where sometimes satan vomits out of.

"What's a vagina?" "A black hole."

by 123467890 April 21, 2017

Comet Vagina

An incredibly large VAGINA.

Deng that chick has a comet vagina, she must have atleast 5 kids

by Jiggggggganoooo December 10, 2009

Freckled Vagina

When a girl has so many freckles she also has them on her vagina

Man it was gross she had a freckled vagina

by Bigdickpreston September 19, 2016