A shit (usually a massive log) that has been stained green from any number of dye-containing foods (such as dark purple Powerade or Crunch Berries.
Al Bundy (from "Married with Children") exits a bathroom, toilet flushing in the background and states "Green meat attack..."
by Lord Humungus November 9, 2006
Get the green meat attackmug. Dude! Maggies such a professional meat handler I bet fucking her is like throwing a hot dog down a hall way.
Dude! That bitch is such a professional meat handler I bet she's got the gag reflex of a blow up doll.
Dude! Dude she's such a professional meat handler I bet she's handled more sausage than Jimmy Dean!
Dude! That bitch is such a professional meat handler I bet she's got the gag reflex of a blow up doll.
Dude! Dude she's such a professional meat handler I bet she's handled more sausage than Jimmy Dean!
by Attica1979 October 7, 2007
Get the professional meat handlermug. 1: "Yo homes what'd you do when you left with that gal?"
2: "You know I was puttin' the meat down on that bitch."
1: "Word."
2: "You know I was puttin' the meat down on that bitch."
1: "Word."
by just_jem February 5, 2018
Get the Puttin' the meat downmug. 1. One who possesses a penis large enough to hit the deep un-oxygenated vagina. 2. One who cums in the blue meat.
by 2F August 23, 2008
Get the Blue Meat Shootermug. Someone who goes about any and/or everything with a bitchmade mindset and carries himself with a low self of steam as if he has a bite size penis(most-ikely they do).
Guy: Aye bro you get down on these hoes.
Guy with lms: No im good i got to help my mom with groceries.
Guy #2: Yo, ya mans is either gay or has that little meat syndrome
Guy with lms: No im good i got to help my mom with groceries.
Guy #2: Yo, ya mans is either gay or has that little meat syndrome
by Shells So True November 16, 2011
Get the little meat syndromemug. Flaccid penis which cannot be funnelled into a condom.
by Garthy September 19, 2006
Get the loose sausage meatmug. An endless gauntlet of meat beating. Nut after nut after nut. Consists of only one person. Any more parties involved turns this into a Nut Bust Bonanza.
1. After discovering internet porn, Ronnie decided it was time for a good 'ol Meat Beat Mania session.
2. "Damn, did you see how fine Catherine looked?" "Yeah, when I get home, I'm gonna play some Meat Beat Mania!"
2. "Damn, did you see how fine Catherine looked?" "Yeah, when I get home, I'm gonna play some Meat Beat Mania!"
by Riven Main 420 June 24, 2017
Get the Meat Beat Maniamug.