by Rufus Dunlap November 28, 2019
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Get the I won the hair mug.A booger found in the hair; typically found on the heads of elementary age individuals, although there are rare, greasy exceptions to this rule.
Example 1:
Little Christopher: (picks nose and wipes it into hair while sitting in his 3rd grade classroom)
Little Sally: EWWW CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Class: EWWWWWWWWW!
Little Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)
Example 2:
Big Christopher: (Sitting at his construction sight, he picks a winner and stashes it in his hair)
Big Sally: (Walks by after years of not seeing him) EW! CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Everyone on the street: EWWWWWWWWW!
Big Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)
Little Christopher: (picks nose and wipes it into hair while sitting in his 3rd grade classroom)
Little Sally: EWWW CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Class: EWWWWWWWWW!
Little Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)
Example 2:
Big Christopher: (Sitting at his construction sight, he picks a winner and stashes it in his hair)
Big Sally: (Walks by after years of not seeing him) EW! CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Everyone on the street: EWWWWWWWWW!
Big Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)
by Hey Lee! July 27, 2012
Get the Hair booger mug.Dude, I was whacking off while my girlfriend was sleeping and came all over her hair, Thus giving her a vanilla hair net.
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Get the hair trim mug.Pineapple hairs, the somewhat stem of a pineapple is the green stuff on the top of a pineapple, as seen on Anix’s new video.
by OofImaPerson.-. June 17, 2020
Get the Pineapple hairs mug.A hair whip is hair that is in some sort of braid or a pony-tale that whips you in the face when a person quickly moves his or her head back and forth quickly.
Person 1: Sorry,sorry, did i hit you? *to the person behind*
Person 2: Yes im ok thanks, nice hair whip by the way.
Person 2: Yes im ok thanks, nice hair whip by the way.
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