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national hair day

It is on November 13th in honor of Lleyton Platt (The Hair)
Dude it’s National Hair Day!
by Rufus Dunlap November 28, 2019
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I won the hair

it's said by Algerians to express that they did not win anything, since hair is nothing to them.
Moh: Hey Kader did you win in lottery ?
Kader: Yes, I won the hair!
by zrazra September 11, 2023
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Hair booger

A booger found in the hair; typically found on the heads of elementary age individuals, although there are rare, greasy exceptions to this rule.
Example 1:
Little Christopher: (picks nose and wipes it into hair while sitting in his 3rd grade classroom)
Little Sally: EWWW CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Class: EWWWWWWWWW!
Little Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)

Example 2:
Big Christopher: (Sitting at his construction sight, he picks a winner and stashes it in his hair)
Big Sally: (Walks by after years of not seeing him) EW! CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Everyone on the street: EWWWWWWWWW!
Big Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)
by Hey Lee! July 27, 2012
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Vanilla Hair Net

Cumming all over your partners hair .
Dude, I was whacking off while my girlfriend was sleeping and came all over her hair, Thus giving her a vanilla hair net.
by ItalianGuy99 June 29, 2015
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hair trim

when you shave your pubic hair to the point where its short enough to see the vulva and labia
My lesbian girlfriend wants me to get a hair trim so she can see my pom pom
by tory borty November 8, 2013
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Pineapple hairs

Pineapple hairs, the somewhat stem of a pineapple is the green stuff on the top of a pineapple, as seen on Anix’s new video.
I don’t eat the pineapple hairs, what about you?
by OofImaPerson.-. June 17, 2020
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Hair Whip

A hair whip is hair that is in some sort of braid or a pony-tale that whips you in the face when a person quickly moves his or her head back and forth quickly.
Person 1: Sorry,sorry, did i hit you? *to the person behind*

Person 2: Yes im ok thanks, nice hair whip by the way.
by Sorry, Sorry, NOT SORRY April 27, 2017
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