Fart Stop

The delicate maneuver required to halt a well-rounded, fully formed, ripened-to-perfection fart from slipping, ripping, or bubbling out of your cheeks. A highly skilled, Olympics-esque discipline that requires immense core strength and buttock muscles that can grip like a vise combined with careful facial control that doesn't belie your discomfort. Useful ability for anyone that takes elevators, rides in subways, or flies in planes frequently.

I was on a flight to LA sitting next to this gorgeous environmental engineer and wanted to let one fly. But that would have ruined everything so had to pull a fart stop while we discussed climate change and our favorite taco joints.

by Charlie77 October 11, 2018

Judas Fart

A Judas Fart is when you have to shit really bad, but you trust a fart to maneuver around the turd for some relief. But instead the fart betrays you like Judas did to Jesus, and causes you to shit yourself.

“Dude I had to shit so bad and I trusted a fart to sneak by, but turns out it was a Judas Fart and I crapped myself.

by DadKum69 July 24, 2021

Fart juggler

When someone farts into another persons mouth and that person blows it into another persons mouth. The person with the fart in their mouth will then blow it into the mouth of the original supplier of the fart.

Kyles breath smells like he’s been kissing a fart juggler all day.

by Fartjuggler2008 September 19, 2022

Fart Municipal

The grand master who has perfected the art of farting. He governs respect when his loose sphincter has a bowel wave.

"Dude did you just drop your guts?"

"Na man that smells like a 3 day gerbil that just crwaled out of Dave's ass."

"Yeah Dave's the fart municipal he must have cut his lunch and sharted his jocks again"

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by Rusty Trombosis February 5, 2022

recycled fart

when you lay butt to butt with someone in bed and you fart it goes into their butt and they fart it out!

My husband and I recycled farts last night.

by Ice_365 February 17, 2015

Fart-queef

When a lady is sitting with her legs crossed and she farts, the fart continues up the lips and exits by the bean. It shall make a 'queef noise'.

Katie was eating kale chips on the couch and let a fart-queef out.

by Kalechipsandfarts January 7, 2021

Fart trap

When someone dressed like a woman farts in your face and then quickly turns around and surprises you with a penis being waved in your face.

Person one "I took this chick home last night and got fart trapped."
Person two "fart trap, what's that?"
Person one "look it up on urban dictionary. It's the definition that horrifying."

by Robyn Souls December 24, 2020