hossin the tits off it!

driving a vehicle to it's maximum capabilities of performance

i have a misfire on me vectra, but it only happens at high speed when i'm hossin the tits off it!

by davethejag February 6, 2009

east west tits

The type of tits that fall to the extreme left and right (you know what I'm talking about)

Man, she has got an extreme case of the east west tits.

by Allison March 23, 2004

Tit n' Ass

Film roles created for women with little or no acting ability

Female actors who have nothing to offer the content of a film other than their Tit n' Ass as a contribution

Q.
"seen the Fantastic Four yet"?
A.
"yep, great Tit n' Ass from Jessica Alba"!


Q. "How do you rate Marilyn Monroe"?
A. "Great Tit n' Ass"!

by APPLEBY-QUOTES January 16, 2009

Tits N ass

When Drinking with friends, you toast to Tits and Ass, what with them being two of lifes great pleasures. You do this by first clinking the upper parts of your alcoholic beverage recepticals, (glass) and then the lower parts, while reciting "Tits and ass".

Tim: "heres your pint buddy!"
Brad: "Cheers buddy, Tits N Ass my friend!"
Tim: "Tits N ass!"

by timmybear May 25, 2009

ping pong tits

Small, perfectly round and not saggy breast.

Zooey Deschanel
Keira Knightley
natalie portman
ping pong tits

by pingpongtitsboy August 12, 2009

bitch tits on ice

A fat guy in Alaska, Antartica, or any place really fucking cold

Hey Joe, I met this bitch tits on ice in Greenland, I think he's santa.

by Scarmigliodon February 19, 2015

Thrift Store Tits

Large scrumptious breasts that are underneath a thrift store shirt

She’s hot, did you see her thrift store tits underneath that old sweater from goodwill?

by BandanaP April 20, 2021