Woolly headed

confused and vague; used especially of thinking;

I'm feeling Woolly headed today - I'm not really thinking clearly.

by Nancho June 18, 2008

the Stephanie Head

When a girl applies chapstick to the trifecta/LBD (Lips. Dick. Butthole.)

I got the Stephanie Head ever last night.

by imharty0309 November 6, 2014

Turban head

An offensive term for an Indian person

The guy at seven eleven: would you like to buy a slurpy?
Me: no, you turban head!
Bob: I'll take two, turban head.

by The man112 November 29, 2014

Sped Head

That one kid who thinks that pouring milk before the cereal is okay and prefers eating cereal with water. Enjoys fapping to dragon hentai.

Damn that kid has no friends. He is such a Sped Head.

by bruhmomentum-_- December 11, 2019

asparagus head

not a word. just sounds funny

u need a haircut. u look like an asparagus head.

by makiki August 10, 2003

Mummy Head

An individual qualifying as a non-person who is awkward, odd, socially retarded and generally uncomfortable to be around. They bring nothing to the table in most any situation and may as well be wallpaper, a buoy or a pile of dog crap as it inevitably turns hard and white.

Leslie just sat there like a Mummy Head while we all searched for the missing coffee mug.

by pigbpenapocalypse March 22, 2012

Cherry head

Northern slang for someone who is ignorant, as though having a virgin mind. Hence the term "cherry"

Never concerned about rabbits after my carrots, cherry heads or parrots.

by Carolina Slim July 21, 2011