Josh Take

A statement, most likely made by an individual named Josh, that is so baffling and generally unaccepted to the point where arguing it confuses both arguers of the debate.

Josh: *Says a typical take that makes no sense*
Sevy: "Yeah, that's definitely a Josh Take"

by vSevy January 5, 2021

Double Take

When you take the biggest shit so you wipe your bum off but then you don’t think that the shit is gone so you do a double take wiping.

John: Dude I just took a massive shit so I clogged your toilet doing a double take!
Luke: what did you say?

by pogpoghoghogjdk January 14, 2021

take that so what

vivi's only line in so what

take that so what (vivi in 2020)

by evillittlec0ckroach January 21, 2021

Takeeli

A girl who gets called tequila

Yo takeeli tequila whats up

by Why_.dont_.we_.limelight January 30, 2021

take a healthy

Take a Healthy is letting loose of a very good bowel movement.

I gotta take a healthy.

Let me go handle this healthy.

“ Where’s Sweets?!”
“ He’s taking a healthy fool!”

by Musick14 January 30, 2021

Take yo ass to church.

Every person heard this once in your life. If you cant FIGURE OUT WHATS MISSING, TAKE YO ASS TO CHURCH.

1:I need to go back to the bar and post up.
2:For What?
1:I think better there.
2:What you need to do is take yo ass to church. The bar may be there still afterwards. Plus it quieter than the bar.
1:Bitch will you get off my case and let me drink for once!
2: your choice.

by Thatfatgirl1985. February 13, 2021

Take a Train

A Term to tell people to go far away, Hence trains go far in a short amount of time.

I ain’t playing no games, with any fame,

Go away Paparazzi, take a train,
I’ll take a picture when I want to,
So everybody, fly away like I said shoo,

by BryanDeeeee February 26, 2021